peckenpaugh | Good morning students!

Administrator Kwan comes over the magical PA system this morning during first period, the same as always. “Good morning, everyone! I hope you slept well!”

There are a number of things she goes over today:

Howdy Stoppelbein is hosting a gillyball game this weekend, let’s all be there to support him this Saturday, even if you aren’t signed up to play.

You may see some strangers around campus in the coming days! These friendly folks are here on behalf of the Bureau of Magical Beings to look into some incidents that have occurred on campus recently. You are under no obligation to speak with them if you are uncomfortable, but it would be helpful, regardless!

It seems the muscheron are getting around, so if anyone has any issues with them rotting holes in the wood of their dorm, please let a staff member know immediately.

While on the topic, if you happen to see any large purple flowers around campus, please do not touch them and report their location to staff immediately.

Ah, not sure what to make of this one. Hold on... Bub wanted me to let you all know that if you’re … playing bingo…? that today is the last day to turn in your card.

We all like a bit of fun, but let’s see to it that yesterday’s wave of pranks does not repeat. (Faintly, in the background, Mr. Berzelius can be heard shouting, “Get Ms. Altizer and I’ll brew you an—” There’s a soft thud, like someone getting punched in the arm)

While we wish to respect Ms. Treetops’s request for privacy at this time, we want to assure everyone that she is recovering swiftly after having an adverse reaction to cold water yesterday afternoon. Mr. Trullinger will continue to cover Herbology classes for the interim.

We’ll try to have the Surly Stump and the greenhouses back open to everyone by graduation! In the meantime, those areas are strictly off limits to all but those with clearance.

We’ve been fairly lax about curfew all year, and we need to shape up! Please ensure you are on campus by 10PM each night, and back in your House by 11PM. On weekends, we’re a little more lax, with 11PM campus curfew and 11:30PM House grounds curfew.

Cauli-tots in the cafeteria today! Mm-mmm! My favorite!

Have a great day, everyone!

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Armani has one single class on Friday, so that means he has plenty of time to do what he does best: be a busybody.

"Have you heard anything new about Ms. Treetops?" he can be overheard asking several students before moving on to another group. "Do you think Ms. Treetops is going to be alright?"

Missed opportunity to have done all of our mod announcements like this.

"Bub wants me to tell you guys that... fourths are... open?? Oh! You can play multiple captains, that's nice."

"Bub told me that ... hm, there are some 'sluts'...WHAT? BUB? Oh. No. Slots. SLOTS. There are some slots still available for...what does this even mean?"

god that reminds me i got a random spam whatsapp message that just said "Slt" and i'm still trying to figure out if it's a secret spy code

oh someone's definitely trying to send you a secret message

the message was from someone named... "thdde_"??

Colleen is over here galaxy braining "thdde_" and it's incredible to watch

I'm worried she's disassociating

Edited 2020-05-08 18:23 (UTC)

please don't let her hurt herself

DID BUB JUST BREAK THE FOURTH WALL

This made my morniafternoon.

Bub isn’t constricted by any of our walls

Edited (Or I guess constructed but ) 2020-05-08 16:23 (UTC)

bub was constructed by strange, exotic walls, possibly from another dimension.

Good morning students!

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