As Patrice settles in, one of the dog's eyes slits itself open for a brief (potentially irked) moment. It closes quickly enough, however, as the kitten formerly pawing at his face climbs its way onto the bridge of his nose to make its way over his head and in the boy's direction.
The puppy - a small thing with too-long limbs that it keeps tripping itself up on - growls and yanks harder on Des' ear and he lets out a low whuff of air.
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After a moment Patrice shuts his eyes, sinking down a little further into his new pillow. The small yips and meows of the small animals are almost soothing, and feeling some tumble over his legs is less disruptive than he would have imagined. When the kitten climbing its way over Des reaches him, he opens his eyes and picks it up to place it on his chest.
"If you lose an ear as a dog will you lose it as a person, too?" he wonders aloud to his roommate.
Desmond Savage, Professional Jungle-Gym, and His Very Annoying Roommate
Well. There's only one way to figure that out, ain't there? A rippling moment of change and there's a distinctly human expanse of back underneath Patrice's reclining form, displacing his head by at least a couple of inches.
The puppy tumbles over itself, yelping a big in surprise, and Des lets out another huff of laughter (less impressive this time, what with the lack of jowls) and crooks his fingers at it, "S'alright. C'mere then."
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Patrice lets out a quiet curse as his head drops down, and he turns a little to give Des a half-hearted glare but otherwise doesn't move. He pets the kitten now situated on his chest, and directs his words at the small animal instead of his friend.
"This guy is a huge jerk. Turning into a person to pick on a puppy, robbing us of comfort. Too bad he didn't lose his ear."
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"She's fine," he replies, completely ignoring the chosen direction of Patrice's words. He folds one arm up under his chin and extends the other, fingers scritching under the puppy's chin. "Ain't pickin' on her."
He shrugs, motion overdone just enough to jostle the other boy. "And I got another one anyway."
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Whining as he jostled, Patrice sets the kitten down so he can roll over onto his side, his own motions purposefully exaggerated so that he manages to lightly elbow Desmond in between the shoulder blades as he's getting settled.
"You're a bully, don't pretend otherwise. You're bullying me right now." He sighs heavily, considering, before adding. "Did you come here just to sleep in a pile of baby animals?"
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Des hums, thoughtful sound stuttering slightly with the impact of elbow to upper spine, letting the puppy lick his eye before nosing its way under his chin, swiping his hand out to collect the kitten Patrice abandoned. "Maybe," he concludes. "Why else you coming here?"
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Patrice watches as Des takes a hold of the kitten he'd set down, a childish part of him wanting to reach out to try to steal the feline back. He refrains though, instead sighing again and reaching out a hand to try to coax another nearby kitten over to him.
"Probably just that, I guess. This 'channel' is probably the least jarring too. The other ones have way too much of a 'being watched' vibe."
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The kitten lets out a small, offended hiss and falls over onto its back - tiny claws extended and valiantly wrestling with Desmond's fingers. He grins, obliges to turn his hand over into a passable claw and lower it slowly.
"Yeah, it's -" he agrees. "Don't much like being looked at."
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"It likes me better than you," Patrice says after a moment, satisfied. The kitten he's wiggling his fingers at just stares at him, though, so he's apparently only winning one popularity contest here.
"Really? Had no idea. But yeah, we have enough stuff creeping around without weird disembodied voices. Wonder if this party'll end in a mess like the last one."
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Rather than disputing the point, Des hums an affirmative, seemingly content in letting the kitten continue to savage his fingers. Won't draw much blood with claws that tiny, anyway. No point in ruining a good time.
"You can't say you like it neither. That ain't the same as getting attention." And it's true. He just isn't going to elaborate on why it's true. "Long as it ain't messin' with me."
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Patrice tries for a few more moments to coax over the other kitten before giving up, curling his arm to his chest and shifting again to get comfortable. It's nice to talk to Des, but it really was more comfortable when he was a dog.
"Yeah, it's not the same." He won't admit outright to not liking it, simply to be contrary. "You're here, so it'll probably be at least a little bit your problem if it does. Unless you cut out early, I guess."
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Lot of things are better when you're a dog. Never really cold much, for instance. Things smell different. There's yellow and there's blue and there's nobody expecting you to make polite conversation.
Not that Patrice ever really expects polite conversation from him. So that's well and fine.
"I ain't the wizard cop here," he says, and the puppy burrowed under his chin yawns. "That's fashionable, right? CUttin' out early."
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It's true - Patrice has never really expected polite conversation from Des, and he's not about to start now. He will continue complaining about half the things the other boy says, though. He groans.
"Ugh, I know, I should be looking out for people and watching for vines or whatever but this party is weird and no one listens to me so there's only so much I can do." A tragedy. His method of asking people to do things surely doesn't factor into that at all. "It is. Are you suddenly fashionable?"
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“Stand down, wizard cop. Y’ain’t responsible for nobody but yourself.” Nobody is. Lot of the reason why there’s no sense in arguing when people want to make themselves bad decisions. They’re going to make them anyway. People do what they want.
He huffs out another short breath through his nose, skeptic. “Could be.”
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Patrice whines, loud and petulant, as he turns to bury his face in Desmond's back for a moment. He often fluctuates between feeling like he should feel responsible for other people and not wanting to waste his energy, so it's nice to have (unnecessary) permission to, at least temporarily, disregard the more difficult impulse.
"Nah, I don't think you are. You can still leave early, though. I'll allow it."
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Look, thing is? When it comes down to it, nobody's worrying about you more than they're worrying about themselves. It ain't mean. It's just people. So sometimes you've got to worry about just you.
He shrugs, flattens his palm over the warm expanse of the kitten's belly. "Didn't think so neither, but didn't hurt to try it."
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Patrice thrashes (gently) around a few more times on Des's back in frustration before he finally fully settles on his side. He reaches a long arm out to hopefully at least graze a finger along the kitten's soft fur.
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The puppy - a small thing with too-long limbs that it keeps tripping itself up on - growls and yanks harder on Des' ear and he lets out a low whuff of air.
Desmond Savage, Professional Jungle-Gym, and His Very Annoying Roommate
"If you lose an ear as a dog will you lose it as a person, too?" he wonders aloud to his roommate.
Desmond Savage, Professional Jungle-Gym, and His Very Annoying Roommate
The puppy tumbles over itself, yelping a big in surprise, and Des lets out another huff of laughter (less impressive this time, what with the lack of jowls) and crooks his fingers at it, "S'alright. C'mere then."
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"This guy is a huge jerk. Turning into a person to pick on a puppy, robbing us of comfort. Too bad he didn't lose his ear."
Desmond Savage, Professional Jungle-Gym, and His Very Annoying Roommate
He shrugs, motion overdone just enough to jostle the other boy. "And I got another one anyway."
Desmond Savage, Professional Jungle-Gym, and His Very Annoying Roommate
"You're a bully, don't pretend otherwise. You're bullying me right now." He sighs heavily, considering, before adding. "Did you come here just to sleep in a pile of baby animals?"
Desmond Savage, Professional Jungle-Gym, and His Very Annoying Roommate
Des hums, thoughtful sound stuttering slightly with the impact of elbow to upper spine, letting the puppy lick his eye before nosing its way under his chin, swiping his hand out to collect the kitten Patrice abandoned. "Maybe," he concludes. "Why else you coming here?"
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Patrice watches as Des takes a hold of the kitten he'd set down, a childish part of him wanting to reach out to try to steal the feline back. He refrains though, instead sighing again and reaching out a hand to try to coax another nearby kitten over to him.
"Probably just that, I guess. This 'channel' is probably the least jarring too. The other ones have way too much of a 'being watched' vibe."
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The kitten lets out a small, offended hiss and falls over onto its back - tiny claws extended and valiantly wrestling with Desmond's fingers. He grins, obliges to turn his hand over into a passable claw and lower it slowly.
"Yeah, it's -" he agrees. "Don't much like being looked at."
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"Really? Had no idea. But yeah, we have enough stuff creeping around without weird disembodied voices. Wonder if this party'll end in a mess like the last one."
Desmond Savage, Professional Jungle-Gym, and His Very Annoying Roommate
"You can't say you like it neither. That ain't the same as getting attention." And it's true. He just isn't going to elaborate on why it's true. "Long as it ain't messin' with me."
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"Yeah, it's not the same." He won't admit outright to not liking it, simply to be contrary. "You're here, so it'll probably be at least a little bit your problem if it does. Unless you cut out early, I guess."
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Not that Patrice ever really expects polite conversation from him. So that's well and fine.
"I ain't the wizard cop here," he says, and the puppy burrowed under his chin yawns. "That's fashionable, right? CUttin' out early."
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"Ugh, I know, I should be looking out for people and watching for vines or whatever but this party is weird and no one listens to me so there's only so much I can do." A tragedy. His method of asking people to do things surely doesn't factor into that at all. "It is. Are you suddenly fashionable?"
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He huffs out another short breath through his nose, skeptic. “Could be.”
Desmond Savage, Professional Jungle-Gym, and His Very Annoying Roommate
"Nah, I don't think you are. You can still leave early, though. I'll allow it."
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He shrugs, flattens his palm over the warm expanse of the kitten's belly. "Didn't think so neither, but didn't hurt to try it."
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"You're doing alright, in any case."