The beautiful set isn't exactly one Chanel would pick on purpose, but she's three drinks in and this party isn't amusing to her anymore. She isn't sure if it's the loud interruptions, or the stupid sets, or just, oh, the fact that so many of her friends and brother are about to go themselves killed in a basement. She knows she should go with them, but Trudy's in charge of that stupid group. And there's nothing she can do to stop it. The feeling of so much floating just beyond her control is frustrating. To say the least. So she's separated from all her friends. Even (especially?) Chanel Addams needs a place sometimes, to dramatically fling herself across a couch and let out a frustrated half-scream.
This cues a laugh from the studio audience.
And then she realizes she's dressed in a bright sundress, hair immaculate but in a high bun. "Oh, you know what." She hisses. "FORK."
The laughtrack goes again, and Chanel sends up double blurred-out middle fingers. Somehow, despite all her worries, she's the one who landed in hell tonight.
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Wacky Sitcom Neighbor Kermit Creekmore bursts through the front door, arms flailing comically, face flush with excitement over some new adventure. The studio audience erupts in cheers, and he pauses for a moment to soak it in. Ah, yes, that's the sound of someone being promoted to series regular.
"I'VE DONE IT!" he shouts toward the audience before even noticing who is in there. Oh, look! It's Gothadokie! He pivots to actually face her. "I've amassed my lawn flamingo army. Come look!"
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And it keeps getting better. The eyeroll Chanel gives gains a few more delighted laughs. Clearly she's been cast in the role of Annoyed Housewife, and you know what? Sexist, but fair. She becomes infinitely more still on the couch, glaring daggers at the new entrant. "So. Should we expect them to come peck you to death any minute?"
She hopes so.
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"Oh, no, this is a family show," Kermie throws out offhandedly, and the audience loses their fucking mind. He crosses over to the fridge while he waits for them to recover.
"But they're not a fighting army," he pulls a milk carton out of the fridge and drinks from it without even checking to see what it is. Ah. Spiced rum. Goes down smooth? "They're a dancing army."
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This cues a laugh from the studio audience.
And then she realizes she's dressed in a bright sundress, hair immaculate but in a high bun. "Oh, you know what." She hisses. "FORK."
The laughtrack goes again, and Chanel sends up double blurred-out middle fingers. Somehow, despite all her worries, she's the one who landed in hell tonight.
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"I'VE DONE IT!" he shouts toward the audience before even noticing who is in there. Oh, look! It's Gothadokie! He pivots to actually face her. "I've amassed my lawn flamingo army. Come look!"
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She hopes so.
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"But they're not a fighting army," he pulls a milk carton out of the fridge and drinks from it without even checking to see what it is. Ah. Spiced rum. Goes down smooth? "They're a dancing army."