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[tristfully]

What grows when you think of it and hurts when you truly know it?

[.....]

[Aris]

I don’t have anything to say. I’d just like to talk to you.

[Desmond]

Happy Birthday, Des.

Comments

[princeofcat]

Now this is a stretch, here.
But I'm going to guess Not Plant.

[...] I can't say I understand it much.

[tristfully]

You know, those flowers are man made. Or, at least, modified.

[....]

She says like she knows things.

[princeofcat]

You do.
Why would anyone want those?
They're not even that pretty, and if it's a supervillain thing, even I wouldn't want to take over the earth with shitty purple flowers.

[tristfully]

I don't know. Maybe they lost out as May Day Queen.

Do you think your supervillain outfit would have a cape? Everyone shits on capes but I think they add a certain flair.

[princeofcat]

Well if that's true, the whole key to this is weave some purple flowers into a crown and we'll have solved the whole thing, you're welcome

Oh and I'd absolutely have a cape. Wouldn't you? How am I gonna disappear into the night dramatically otherwise. If I get caught on a plane jet, I get caught on a plane jet.

[tristfully]

You better get that crown to him before it's too late. I really don't want to get Carrie'd at prom.

Oh, without a doubt. No one steps out of the fog in a leotard looking ominous.

[princeofcat]

Oh there'll be no blood on your prom queen crown if I have any say at all. Couldn't ruin that.

You know? I don't know. With the right light, right mask, it'd be very Catwoman. I'd be scared.

[tristfully]

I'm getting secondhand embarrassment for my future hypothetical self.

Please don't tell me that I have Catwoman energy.