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IF WE CANCEL PROM BECAUSE OF THIS THEN THE TERRORISTS WIN

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what do we make of mr. old bones al falco? besides that he's a shit magikinetic sculpture racer.

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Girl if I ever let you out of the house without bedazzled nips then call the cops, I've been replaced

gonna call up my best cop friend patrice and let him know i've got a career-making case for him

I'm only going to arrest fake Mary Grace if I also get to arrest real Mary Grace when we find her.

Gonna have to catch me first copper

I will. I think you'll be my first arrest out of our classmates ♥

Ok but Pres gets to be the first to arrest me

I'll allow it, but you'll have to get right on law-breaking/being replaced after we graduate, I don't want to wait forever.

dunno. think mary grace could give you a decent run for it.

You're a traitor.

He's just trying to get arrested before me

He's last on the list and he knows it.

gonna get to him as soon as you lock up zadie?

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shoulderdevil - 2020-05-24 02:45 (UTC) - Expand

how you figure that?

I was your roommate first, you should be on my side.

didn't say i wasn't.

just said she'd give you a run for it.

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what crime has the real mary grace committed here?

Back alley bedazzling?

Aw damn that's a felony

as your lawyer, i advise you to stop talking to the cops immediately

ALLEGEDLY. i'm confident twelve of her peers won't see it that way.

Pretty sure she's as good as admitted to her crimes.

But also I'm not a lawyer so I don't care.

Edited (also not a cop, but) 2020-05-24 02:23 (UTC)

a simple joke among friends! and the defense will prove that mary grace o'malley is funny and makes jokes regularly. thank you, your honor.

Oof, your defense is really going to be that she's funny?

Told her she shoulda gone with hilarious

Get yourself a better lawyer.

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