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[bratsquatch]

IF WE CANCEL PROM BECAUSE OF THIS THEN THE TERRORISTS WIN

[Juniors]

what do we make of mr. old bones al falco? besides that he's a shit magikinetic sculpture racer.

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[crowhop]

Also the florists and fuck the florists

[Juniors]
Seems old as fuck and not the weird nipples kind

Juniors

[bratsquatch]

i can't remember anymore, do we want weird nipples or not?

Juniors

[crowhop]

I mean at least they got character if they're weird

Juniors

[bratsquatch]

you'd tell me if mine every got too boring, right?

Juniors

[opsia]

do you want em to have character?

[necrodanseuse]

Of Course no one's cancelling. We'll just make our theme colors purple and green. Improvise. Who hasn't wanted Barney prom.

[Juniors]
He's in the government so I don't trust him, but I've read several of his textbooks, and they're not bad.

[crowhop]

I refuse to give Deeplurk the satisfaction

[necrodanseuse]

Oh, theory. Deeplurk's behind all of this.

[crowhop]

It feels extremely on brand for Deeplurk to get the wizard swat team called in just to fuck with prom

[bratsquatch]

clever. very clever. i can work with that.

[Juniors]
yeah, government is a red flag right there. i got one of his memories from a cicada shell and idk what to make of it.

[necrodanseuse]

Don't, actually, if I have to wear a green dress, I'm going Carrie post-telekinesis on just everyone.

[Juniors]
Oh a little insight into his strange government mind.
What did he do?

[bratsquatch]

if you mix enough blood with green do you get black??

[Juniors]
pretty sure he's the one who convinced pocket to take people's memories. or like, convinced her to convince them to give em up.

[damnnearkilledem]

There's still time to change the theme to dinosaurs and sluts if we're going Barney colors.

[bratsquatch]

YESSS

[damnnearkilledem]

We're a movement. We can't be stopped.

[necrodanseuse]

Oh, good, the chance I've been waiting for to reuse my slutty Barney Halloween costume.

Juniors

[damnnearkilledem]

Historically highly regarded in his field, but it sure does seem like he's wrong about a lot of stuff now. Size of bearrets, translations of volcanic basins in the southern hemisphere, how to pilot a magikinetic sculpture...

Juniors

[bratsquatch]

only the three most important things imo, but whatevs he can be highly regarded. in this memory of his i watched, he was lecturing pocket like he was an expert, showing her notes about this creature in HOLD ON

Juniors

[bratsquatch]

LOL I HAVE THE SAME BOOK HE WAS LOOKING AT

[teratophilia]

i have NOT been putting in the effort to PAINSTAKINGLY match SENSIBLE SHOES to RUN IN just so they can CANCEL PROM

[bratsquatch]

i refuse to die without seeing your prom outfit

[themurderbird]

Is that really the most important thing?

[bratsquatch]

the list is always changing, but it's always top 3

[pageantree]

AGREED!! IT'S IMPORTANT NOT TO LET THE TERRORISTS RUIN OUR MEMORIES!

[bratsquatch]

WE NEED TO MAKE AMAZING MEMORIES AND THEN KEEP THEM.