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[bratsquatch]

IF WE CANCEL PROM BECAUSE OF THIS THEN THE TERRORISTS WIN

[Juniors]

what do we make of mr. old bones al falco? besides that he's a shit magikinetic sculpture racer.

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[necrodanseuse]

Of Course no one's cancelling. We'll just make our theme colors purple and green. Improvise. Who hasn't wanted Barney prom.

[Juniors]
He's in the government so I don't trust him, but I've read several of his textbooks, and they're not bad.

[crowhop]

I refuse to give Deeplurk the satisfaction

[necrodanseuse]

Oh, theory. Deeplurk's behind all of this.

[crowhop]

It feels extremely on brand for Deeplurk to get the wizard swat team called in just to fuck with prom

[necrodanseuse]

Screw the establishment by calling in the establishment, an awfully bold move.

[tristfully]

There’s at least three to four twists you’re missing.

[bratsquatch]

did Y'ALL steal the homecoming decorations???

[tristfully]

Only to pin it on the Deepestlurk of us all? Never.

Justice for Lukashenko.

[bratsquatch]

where is that little devil?

[necrodanseuse]

Anti-prom works in somehow, doesn't it.

[tristfully]

Honestly, who has the time? Easier to just kill everyone at regular prom and have an Eternal Ghost Ball where everyone has to dance with me or I’ll slime them.

[necrodanseuse]

You know? Actually, I'm down for that. Proceed.

[bratsquatch]

clever. very clever. i can work with that.

[Juniors]
yeah, government is a red flag right there. i got one of his memories from a cicada shell and idk what to make of it.

[necrodanseuse]

Don't, actually, if I have to wear a green dress, I'm going Carrie post-telekinesis on just everyone.

[Juniors]
Oh a little insight into his strange government mind.
What did he do?

[bratsquatch]

if you mix enough blood with green do you get black??

[Juniors]
pretty sure he's the one who convinced pocket to take people's memories. or like, convinced her to convince them to give em up.

[necrodanseuse]

Oh, of course. Blood's dark enough that it'll look black by itself if there's enough of it, and the green would only help.

[Juniors]
Well in that case, I absolutely don't trust him.

[damnnearkilledem]

There's still time to change the theme to dinosaurs and sluts if we're going Barney colors.

[bratsquatch]

YESSS

[damnnearkilledem]

We're a movement. We can't be stopped.

[necrodanseuse]

Oh, good, the chance I've been waiting for to reuse my slutty Barney Halloween costume.

[damnnearkilledem]

Tiny arms included?

[necrodanseuse]

Wouldn't you know it, that's the sluttiest feature.

[bratsquatch]

means when you slow dance you gotta get REALCLOSE

[necrodanseuse]

Nothing hotter than being joined by the dinosaur armpits all night, to my understanding.

[bratsquatch]

you know if that astroid hadn't killed the dinosaurs, their wild orgies would have