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[bratsquatch]

IF WE CANCEL PROM BECAUSE OF THIS THEN THE TERRORISTS WIN

[Juniors]

what do we make of mr. old bones al falco? besides that he's a shit magikinetic sculpture racer.

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Juniors

[bratsquatch]

LOL I HAVE THE SAME BOOK HE WAS LOOKING AT

Juniors

[damnnearkilledem]

Oh, I wonder how many wrong opinions are inside?

Juniors

[bratsquatch]

i mean, at the very least it might give us insight into what the BoMB thinks is going on

Juniors

[damnnearkilledem]

I genuinely do want to know everything they think. Can't wait to crack it open.

Juniors

[bratsquatch]

great, you're invited to a reading party in wildgulch! dress up as your favorite conspiracy theory!

Re: Juniors

[damnnearkilledem]

Finally an excuse to break out my hollow moon outfit.

Juniors

[bratsquatch]

perf! you and your empty cheese suit should swing by wildgulch tonight

Juniors

[damnnearkilledem]

I will be there while continuing to be square.

Juniors

[tristfully]

Felicity, what book?

Juniors

[bratsquatch]

it's called "knowing the unknowable: the bureau of magical being's unclassification system" and i got it back at the book sale in november. oops!

Juniors

[tristfully]

There’s literally only two of those outside of the BoMB. Mr. Trullinger has the other and yours has been missing since ... who knows?

Wow.

Juniors

[bratsquatch]

trully's got one too? and he hasn't been dishing the goods?

Juniors

[tristfully]

Pocket got to his. The sections about the magimagicicada are crusted over but he has them memorized. Delightful little nerd.

Juniors

[bratsquatch]

oooo well at least the last time i looked at the book in november everything was in top-notch condition.

Juniors

[tristfully]

Don’t let Pocket know about it.

Can I see it?

I promise to dress up as the FBI Agent that murdered MLK.

Juniors

[bratsquatch]

yeah for sure! come on over to wildgulch tonight. password to get in is "voldemort is dumbledore's son"

Juniors

[crowhop]

My girl got the goods

Juniors

[bratsquatch]

not only do i got them, but i keep them in an unopened bag for seven months. waiting, just biding my time for the PERFECT moment.

Juniors

[crowhop]

That's because you know the beauty of a dramatic fucking reveal in the goddamn nick of time

Juniors

[necrodanseuse]

This is why literacy's so important.

Did you see what page?

Juniors

[bratsquatch]

no. it was middle-ish in the book? maybe someone who went on that bowling alley adventure could check it out and ID the creature?

Juniors

[crowhop]

IDK he looked a lot like Some Guy to me until he looked a lot more like Some Weeds

Juniors

[bratsquatch]

hopefully it's alphabetical and we can just flip to "some" and start from there