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[nublada]

Did we ever determine if Ms. Altizer and Mr. Berzelius were current smooch-partners or not?

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[nublada]

Oh, no.

I think I'm trapped in here forever, then.

[fratsquatch]

Kick the door down. Put a stop to that nonsense.

[nublada]

But my letters of recommendation!

[merlinpletcher]

If you don't have them already, you aren't getting them.

[fratsquatch]

If they really are flirting, you can blackmail them for even better ones.

[merlinpletcher]

That too.

[nublada]

Ms. Altizer went to the best Hermeticism academy in the world! What if she sends a follow-up letter telling them and all of their alumni to blackball me for my shady ways?

[fratsquatch]

Good point. Better let Jupe do her shaving cream thing.

[nublada]

I hope she doesn't blind anyone. I don't think either of them are wearing goggles.

[gasgiant]

i'll aim for the mouth