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[nublada]

Did we ever determine if Ms. Altizer and Mr. Berzelius were current smooch-partners or not?

Comments

[fratsquatch]

This is a mystery y’all are trying to solve?

[nublada]

I think they're flirting just outside the Hermeticism classroom and I need to know just how uncomfortable this will be when they realize I'm in here!

[fratsquatch]

That's pretty messed up because I'm like 90% sure Mr. B is shacked up with Ms. A's (twin?) sister.

[nublada]

Oh, no.

I think I'm trapped in here forever, then.

[fratsquatch]

Kick the door down. Put a stop to that nonsense.

[nublada]

But my letters of recommendation!

[gasgiant]

hold up i got you i'll get you out of this sitch
can i borrow someone's shaving cream

[nublada]

Should I wear a mask? Or a rain poncho?

[gasgiant]

that's just good practice all the time honestly
specially if you're getting mega make out spit drops on you
like what type of flirting are we talking here

[nublada]

Like... regular flirting? Not their usual hate-flirting.

I feel like I'm hearing my parents chat each other up through the door.

[themurderbird]

I agree. This is hardly a pressing concern.

[nublada]

It's pressing for me! I'm trapped!

[merlinpletcher]

Just leave. Better now than later if flirting turns into something else.

[nublada]

I'm not currently considering this option, but thank you for your input!

[merlinpletcher]

Whatever. Enjoy the show.

[fratsquatch]

Well looky-hear.

[necrodanseuse]

Well!
They did get possum married.
They flirt a whole lot. They have two children together. So. Current status still undetermined, but my personal thesis has changed to yes but they’re annoying about it

[nublada]

Two children??

[...] Should I try to listen closer?

[necrodanseuse]

Twins, I think.
[...]Yes, please. If you can.

[nublada]

Curious that we've only seen Eris, then. Ohh, maybe the other one's arty and never gets into trouble, which is why we never saw them at the Quod game or festival.

If they catch me I'll never be able to look them in the eye again.

[...] For the three weeks left in the school year.

[necrodanseuse]

If you were related to Eris, would you want that known, either?
You could make it look like an accident. It’s really their fault for being so public.

[maledictorian]

!!!! J O O P I E !!!!
do you think this i n v a l i d a t e s our possumed vows ???

[gasgiant]

absolutely NOT our possumarriage is completely V A L I D
altizer and berzelius should've thought to use their names to get possumarried FIRST it's not our fault the possum clerk allowed duplicates

[maledictorian]

does that mean W E are the new altizerelius and does that mean we have upwards of two c h i l d r e n

[gasgiant]

i think so except i don't know if i'm ready for the c h i l d r e n part