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[nublada]

Did we ever determine if Ms. Altizer and Mr. Berzelius were current smooch-partners or not?

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[nublada]

I think they're flirting just outside the Hermeticism classroom and I need to know just how uncomfortable this will be when they realize I'm in here!

[fratsquatch]

That's pretty messed up because I'm like 90% sure Mr. B is shacked up with Ms. A's (twin?) sister.

[nublada]

Oh, no.

I think I'm trapped in here forever, then.

[fratsquatch]

Kick the door down. Put a stop to that nonsense.

[nublada]

But my letters of recommendation!

[merlinpletcher]

If you don't have them already, you aren't getting them.

[fratsquatch]

If they really are flirting, you can blackmail them for even better ones.

[merlinpletcher]

That too.

[nublada]

Ms. Altizer went to the best Hermeticism academy in the world! What if she sends a follow-up letter telling them and all of their alumni to blackball me for my shady ways?

[fratsquatch]

Good point. Better let Jupe do her shaving cream thing.

[nublada]

I hope she doesn't blind anyone. I don't think either of them are wearing goggles.

[gasgiant]

i'll aim for the mouth

[gasgiant]

hold up i got you i'll get you out of this sitch
can i borrow someone's shaving cream

[nublada]

Should I wear a mask? Or a rain poncho?

[gasgiant]

that's just good practice all the time honestly
specially if you're getting mega make out spit drops on you
like what type of flirting are we talking here

[nublada]

Like... regular flirting? Not their usual hate-flirting.

I feel like I'm hearing my parents chat each other up through the door.

[gasgiant]

um
are you sure that's them
and not a boggart or smthn

[fratsquatch]

Yeah, I've seen with my own two eagle eyes Mr. B kiss Ms. A's doppelganger full on the lips.

And I'm not above callin the federales on a couple of cheats, so you better be sure.

[necrodanseuse]

When was this?

[fratsquatch]

Up in Boston at the St. Bad Hygiene game.

[necrodanseuse]

Oh.
That’s confusing, as that’s also the day Ms. Altizer sentenced me to Mr. Berzelius’s parents home.

Are we sure he doesn’t also have a twin.

[gasgiant]

oh we gotta get pix right
got my phone
got velma's shaving cream
time to get E V I D E N C E
and then D E T E N T I O N

[nublada]

Oh, my boggart is a divorced couple reconciling, actually.

[gasgiant]

you gotta throw that door open and riddikulus em claude but not until after i got there to take pictures

[nublada]

What if I just pretend I've been listening to music this whole time?