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Did we ever determine if Ms. Altizer and Mr. Berzelius were current smooch-partners or not?

Should I wear a mask? Or a rain poncho?

that's just good practice all the time honestly
specially if you're getting mega make out spit drops on you
like what type of flirting are we talking here

Like... regular flirting? Not their usual hate-flirting.

I feel like I'm hearing my parents chat each other up through the door.

um
are you sure that's them
and not a boggart or smthn

Yeah, I've seen with my own two eagle eyes Mr. B kiss Ms. A's doppelganger full on the lips.

And I'm not above callin the federales on a couple of cheats, so you better be sure.

When was this?

Up in Boston at the St. Bad Hygiene game.

Edited (third times the charm) 2020-05-28 19:30 (UTC)

Oh.
That’s confusing, as that’s also the day Ms. Altizer sentenced me to Mr. Berzelius’s parents home.

Are we sure he doesn’t also have a twin.

Edited 2020-05-28 19:34 (UTC)

Is there a chance this school is staffed exclusively by twins with nothing better to do than play mind games?

Chances are not zero.

Guess it’s possible they’re all just free love types.

I’d personally do five murders before sharing a makeout friend with Armani, but to each their own I suppose.

oh we gotta get pix right
got my phone
got velma's shaving cream
time to get E V I D E N C E
and then D E T E N T I O N

Oh, my boggart is a divorced couple reconciling, actually.

you gotta throw that door open and riddikulus em claude but not until after i got there to take pictures

What if I just pretend I've been listening to music this whole time?

Edited (is not actually considering this very simple plan) 2020-05-28 19:36 (UTC)