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[nublada]

Did we ever determine if Ms. Altizer and Mr. Berzelius were current smooch-partners or not?

Comments

[maledictorian]

!!!! J O O P I E !!!!
do you think this i n v a l i d a t e s our possumed vows ???

[gasgiant]

absolutely NOT our possumarriage is completely V A L I D
altizer and berzelius should've thought to use their names to get possumarried FIRST it's not our fault the possum clerk allowed duplicates

[maledictorian]

does that mean W E are the new altizerelius and does that mean we have upwards of two c h i l d r e n

[gasgiant]

i think so except i don't know if i'm ready for the c h i l d r e n part

[maledictorian]

oh but sooper scooper j o o p e r

i want to name our almost adult T W I N S jimjam and jamjim and what if we never have another C H A N C E

[gasgiant]

i guess we shouldn't waste the opportunity to be parents for one to six more months

should we make them new birth certificates???

[maledictorian]

with G L I T T E R ????

[gasgiant]

y

[maledictorian]

WAIT

[maledictorian]

STOP

[maledictorian]

H O L D T H E P H O N E

[maledictorian]

what if they're really hot

[gasgiant]

KERMIE THEY ARE OUR CHILDREN

[maledictorian]

i'm willing to put them up for a d o p t i o n

[gasgiant]

well if that counts........

[maledictorian]

do you think they have w i z t a g r a m s ???

[gasgiant]

oh no doubt let's go look em up and count how many abs

[maledictorian]

i bet jimjam has an extra b a b y ab

[gasgiant]

named jimjam jr