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Did we ever determine if Ms. Altizer and Mr. Berzelius were current smooch-partners or not?

They do have grandparents in Boston. It wouldn’t be impossible.
[...] Disgusting. I’m coming around to the boggart theory

Maybe I should owl the grandparents, too.

[...] If I'm ever freed from this prison.

I could get their address. They have a lovely home.

Well you’ve waited too long to come out naturally now. You’ll have to sneak out or die in there.

Someone could still bring my broom to the window and I can fly away. There's still time.

No one is coming for you. You have to face this.

I'll climb down the side of this building before I willingly face adults expressing affection.

Hmm. Well someone should come by for office hours to at least see their faces

Anyone who saves me gets a 5% bump on their Hermeticism grade.

Anyone who saves me and isn't in Hermeticism gets a hearty handshake.

[...] Could you make sure Ms. Altizer wrote 103% on the report card?

Edited 2020-05-28 20:00 (UTC)

Assuming she hasn't been my boggart the entire year.

If it’s a 10% jump, I could send Riddikulus after her, find out.

I'm saving big guns like that for when they start making out on the desk I'm hiding under.

Has it gone quiet yet? Is that imminent?

I've already got one foot out the window! I'm terrified to know!