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[nublada]

Did we ever determine if Ms. Altizer and Mr. Berzelius were current smooch-partners or not?

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[gasgiant]

um
are you sure that's them
and not a boggart or smthn

[fratsquatch]

Yeah, I've seen with my own two eagle eyes Mr. B kiss Ms. A's doppelganger full on the lips.

And I'm not above callin the federales on a couple of cheats, so you better be sure.

[necrodanseuse]

When was this?

[fratsquatch]

Up in Boston at the St. Bad Hygiene game.

[necrodanseuse]

Oh.
That’s confusing, as that’s also the day Ms. Altizer sentenced me to Mr. Berzelius’s parents home.

Are we sure he doesn’t also have a twin.

[nublada]

Is there a chance this school is staffed exclusively by twins with nothing better to do than play mind games?

[necrodanseuse]

Chances are not zero.

[fratsquatch]

Guess it’s possible they’re all just free love types.

[necrodanseuse]

I’d personally do five murders before sharing a makeout friend with Armani, but to each their own I suppose.

[gasgiant]

oh we gotta get pix right
got my phone
got velma's shaving cream
time to get E V I D E N C E
and then D E T E N T I O N

[nublada]

Oh, my boggart is a divorced couple reconciling, actually.

[gasgiant]

you gotta throw that door open and riddikulus em claude but not until after i got there to take pictures

[nublada]

What if I just pretend I've been listening to music this whole time?

[gasgiant]

turn up that james buffett and cheeseburger in paradise your way outta there

[nublada]

[...] Is that a specific dance or am I more trying to embody the vibe?

[gasgiant]

vibe for sure but you might want to transfigure your top into a hawaiian shirt

[nublada]

Oh I kill it in tropical print.