belated expo dump, sorry

[bratsquatch]

who else got one of those cactus cat needle necklaces?? mine and tybalt's were acting all fucky at the assembly on wednesday. seem to get hot and bothered around certain plants.

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[maledictorian]

g a s p ???

i thought mine was just feeling i n s p i r e d

[teratophilia]

oh, with the little bell? i did. did you get a note with yours?

[bratsquatch]

you too???

where have you taken yours so far?

[bratsquatch]

i did! we're warriors??

i thought it was a promposal initially ngl

[maledictorian]

oh it's d e f i n i t e l y already lost in my room

i t h i n k it's in the compost heap ???

[princeofcat]

Yeah did anyone else even see plants at the assembly

[maledictorian]

does ms tt count ??

[princeofcat]

I thought she was weeded and she's ok now?

[bratsquatch]

[...] Kermie.

[maledictorian]

OH you mean a ;) p l a n t ;)

maybe we're the plants now and we don't even know it

[maledictorian]

!! you think i should i dig it out

[bratsquatch]

yes!

1. i think it's probably important
2. fashion!

[princeofcat]

I meant the photosynthesis kind but convenient if they buzzed at ~plants~ as well.

God I hope I'd know that. Have you sprouted leaves?

[maledictorian]

oh gasp we should wear them as b o u t o n n i e r e s to prom

[teratophilia]

would you have been successfully wooed by their arts and crafts project?

[tristfully]

Hi! It's me, your resident know-it-all conspiracy theorist. I hate this. I can't wait to trip on a rock and get brain damage. Anyway, two things:

1) There's something in the sorting path ghost hole

2) There is a not zero percent chance that the intrepid staff that definitely solved the problem and did not at all majorly biff it like we did still managed to somehow come back possessed and they are, in fact, the plants

Do with that what you will.

[shithowdy]

fuck yeah sustainability

[princeofcat]

You're vital and you're perfect.

[...] But I hate all of that.

[shithowdy]

wow this is just like in plants vs zombies

[maledictorian]

that's a p r e t t y personal question

[teratophilia]

ghost hole ???

[princeofcat]

I believe in breaking boundaries.

[maledictorian]

we haven't taken it o u t recently have we

[shithowdy]

nah we cant do dr profesor ratatat like that he's THRIVING

[bratsquatch]

okay you GOTTA find it. it's gonna be a boutonniere, it's gonna stab the maraschino cherries in my drink, and it's gonna pick my teeth