belated expo dump, sorry

[bratsquatch]

who else got one of those cactus cat needle necklaces?? mine and tybalt's were acting all fucky at the assembly on wednesday. seem to get hot and bothered around certain plants.

Comments

[maledictorian]

g a s p ???

i thought mine was just feeling i n s p i r e d

[bratsquatch]

you too???

where have you taken yours so far?

[maledictorian]

oh it's d e f i n i t e l y already lost in my room

i t h i n k it's in the compost heap ???

[bratsquatch]

[...] Kermie.

[shithowdy]

fuck yeah sustainability

[teratophilia]

oh, with the little bell? i did. did you get a note with yours?

[bratsquatch]

i did! we're warriors??

i thought it was a promposal initially ngl

[teratophilia]

would you have been successfully wooed by their arts and crafts project?

[bratsquatch]

i never wear jewelry so at first i was like, this person doesn't know me at all. but then they called me a warrior so i was like, i'm listening

[princeofcat]

Yeah did anyone else even see plants at the assembly

[maledictorian]

does ms tt count ??

[princeofcat]

I thought she was weeded and she's ok now?

[maledictorian]

OH you mean a ;) p l a n t ;)

maybe we're the plants now and we don't even know it

[tristfully]

Hi! It's me, your resident know-it-all conspiracy theorist. I hate this. I can't wait to trip on a rock and get brain damage. Anyway, two things:

1) There's something in the sorting path ghost hole

2) There is a not zero percent chance that the intrepid staff that definitely solved the problem and did not at all majorly biff it like we did still managed to somehow come back possessed and they are, in fact, the plants

Do with that what you will.

[princeofcat]

You're vital and you're perfect.

[...] But I hate all of that.

[tristfully]

I am one of those things but I will not tell you which.

It's okay. Last time only one person died. Our odds are alright.

[shithowdy]

wow this is just like in plants vs zombies

[tristfully]

Is that a film? Do the girls with loose morals die in the end?

[teratophilia]

ghost hole ???

[tristfully]

A manner of speech. I don't think there are actually any ghosts on the sorting path.

I just had the unsettling sensation of being watched when the door to the sorting path was exposed during the Dueling & Wandwork expo. Fingers crossed it was just Lukashenko!

[necrodanseuse]

[...] God how I hoped giggling for once in its life was just giggling.

[quidditched]

Not good.

[themurderbird]

Oh, you have one too?

[bratsquatch]

yeah. maybe we all made honor roll or something?

[quidditched]

Still hasn't made booze.