Hm. People are using real emotions. Uncomfortable. Mary Grace just wanted to commit some crimes after prom, not think long and hard about the people whose privacy they're invading.
"We're shrinking in our old age," Mary Grace suggests to Eddy, and she bumps a shoulder up against him. A finger runs along the wall and she wonders if either of these two would stop her if she just started grabbing things and tearing them off the wall in search of this memory's Glowy Thingy.
Well, only one way to find out. Mary Grace reaches up to yank down a picture of a Victorian Elder she doesn't know.
The picture curses Mary Grace forever, and she has to feel emotions for the rest of her days.
Jokes!
(Or is it)
Anyway, the Victorian Elder just continues to stare disapprovingly down. The little girl does not bend to Armani’s hug. Everything is static except the pervasive tick of the cuckoo clock, and a little whirring as the record changes tracks.
If Armani notices or cares about dear old Meriwether Addams being yanked off the wall, he doesn't acknowledge it. He pulls back from his statuesque sister and wipes his wet and snotty little face off on the sleeve of his robe. A few star sproingies catch in the fabric and are pulled free.
"Okay!" he says, standing upright again and pumping his fists. He's filled with determination! "Start touching everything you can. Let's set her free."
He takes his wand out first-- he's learned from Merlin's memory-- before darting into the room and smacking his hand against the record player. It's one of the two most conspicuous things in this freeze frame.
Eddy's a little slower to go immediately into fuck-shit-up mode. Thankfully there doesn't appear to be any pudding in sight, but he's also seen a cereal bowl turn out to be far more meaningful than expected. He gives little Chanel an awkward, apologetic pat on the head before working the crow feather crown out of her hair and making a further mess of her bun.
From here, he's also got a pretty clear view of what suddenly startled her. Eddy might look the part, and politely grimace through drinking blood wine, but he's really not into all this haunted house shit.
And right now there's a fucking horror scene hanging in the air around little Armani. "So. Uh. Just ignoring the creepy dolls?"
"Ohh, I bet you have to dance with one of them," Mary Grace says, continuing to yank at pictures and knickknacks dotting the walls. Hm, that face is creepy, she doesn't trust it not to start ringing and melting.
"Knowing Chanel she won't let any of us go until we can all execute a flawless jeté." She stretches one leg out as she says this, demonstrating that Mary Grace neither knows nor probably cares what a jeté really is.
"Oh, yeah!" he chirps in response to Eddy, indifferent to the horror. The dolls are as unremarkable to him as decorative plates a grandma would collect. "Good idea, we should try touching them too."
He crouches down to pick up a doll, swaying side to side with it.
"Our dad collects haunted dolls," he explains. Because this probably requires explanation. "I was obsessed with them. Kept trying to get them to play with me. And they'd move, sometimes, only a little bit and only when we were alone. I knew I was a Bruja, I just couldn't prove it to anybody, so I kept practicing. This was the first big display of my magic. Chanel walked in while it was happening and screamed."
Armani’s shoving of the record player bumped the song to a very appropriate, if scratchy, version of The Addams Family, right on time for his very lively dance.
Armani's explanation is.. so completely on brand that it makes Eddy smile.
He attempts to fix the mess he's made when the tiara doesn't glow, but he doesn't know fuck-all about doing hair and the tiara ends up hanging jauntily off the side of the bun's remains. Hopefully Chanel won't remember this. Preferably, any of this.
There is absolutely zero way for Eddy not to immediately recognize this song at this point. "Nice," he says, because the Addams family regularly playing this song in their home does not surprise him in the least.
He passes into the room now, too, and grabs a doll. Eddy does not know what a jeté is either, and really hopes that isn't the secret to this memory because they're definitely fucked if it is. Whatever shaking he's doing to innocent-but-totally-creepy doll right now would certainly not be described as dancing.
It is still ticking. First slow, once a second. The pace of a heartbeat. Steady thuds.
Almost imperceptibly at first, the seconds fly by faster, and with it, the music increases its tempo. The minute hand spins too, faster, the minutes a young girl may feel she needs to catch up, so she isn’t left behind, slipping through fingertips.
9:10. 9:15. 9:30.
As it reaches the next hour, the clock seems to grow, ready to burst.
"MotherFUCKER," Mary Grace spits out as bugs try to get in her fucking mouth. She yanks the rope coiled around her waist and just starts swinging it. A lasso ain't a lot of help around bugs but maybe she just wants to beat the shit out of this clock, fucking okay????
Bugs are perhaps immune to rope, or maybe she just did have a mouthful of protein snacks [Mary Grace rolled a 1!].
Meanwhile, Eddy's backpack smack a clump of the bugs to the wall, leaving guts dripping down [Eddy rolled a 9!]. Armani's spell blasts out, powerful. [Armani rolled a 10!] The ice shouldn't work as well as it does, but it traps dozens in individual ice coffins, and they clatter to the floor like so many marbles.
The bugs, significantly thinned, surround the trio, creating as much a whirlwind as they can, little legs and wings everywhere. [Bugs rolled below 8 all 3 times!] In the background, the record has conveniently skipped to Flight of the Bumblebee, for mood.
The mystery of what record contains all this mood music will plague Eddy's mind for many late nights in the future, but for now he's saved the embarrassment of everyone realizing his next instinct was just to try punching these bugs.
The little skeleton bird sproings, the sole survivor of this memory mayhem, and this would be a lot easier if they weren't like four feet tall.
"Need a lift up?" he asks Mary Grace, hands clasped together as a makeshift step.
Mary Grace spits on the floor, like a fucking lady. "You'd tell me if I had bugs in my teeth, right?" she asks, grinning wide to show them off, then hops up on his hands anyhow.
She's not entirely certain if this is what they need or not, but she knows damn well she fucking hates this clock, so when Mary Grace grabs for it, she tries to take the whole damn thing down.
Mary Grace, who doesn't like men telling her what to do, looks right at Armani and then gestures at the clock. She doesn't say a word, but her face is asking when his hands broke.
"I was trying not to do your job for you," he snaps, dropping the facade of being a sweet and innocent little flower he tries to portray himself as as he snatches the clock away to grab the dead bird inside.
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"We're shrinking in our old age," Mary Grace suggests to Eddy, and she bumps a shoulder up against him. A finger runs along the wall and she wonders if either of these two would stop her if she just started grabbing things and tearing them off the wall in search of this memory's Glowy Thingy.
Well, only one way to find out. Mary Grace reaches up to yank down a picture of a Victorian Elder she doesn't know.
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Jokes!
(Or is it)
Anyway, the Victorian Elder just continues to stare disapprovingly down. The little girl does not bend to Armani’s hug. Everything is static except the pervasive tick of the cuckoo clock, and a little whirring as the record changes tracks.
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"Okay!" he says, standing upright again and pumping his fists. He's filled with determination! "Start touching everything you can. Let's set her free."
He takes his wand out first-- he's learned from Merlin's memory-- before darting into the room and smacking his hand against the record player. It's one of the two most conspicuous things in this freeze frame.
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From here, he's also got a pretty clear view of what suddenly startled her. Eddy might look the part, and politely grimace through drinking blood wine, but he's really not into all this haunted house shit.
And right now there's a fucking horror scene hanging in the air around little Armani. "So. Uh. Just ignoring the creepy dolls?"
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"Knowing Chanel she won't let any of us go until we can all execute a flawless jeté." She stretches one leg out as she says this, demonstrating that Mary Grace neither knows nor probably cares what a jeté really is.
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He crouches down to pick up a doll, swaying side to side with it.
"Our dad collects haunted dolls," he explains. Because this probably requires explanation. "I was obsessed with them. Kept trying to get them to play with me. And they'd move, sometimes, only a little bit and only when we were alone. I knew I was a Bruja, I just couldn't prove it to anybody, so I kept practicing. This was the first big display of my magic. Chanel walked in while it was happening and screamed."
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He attempts to fix the mess he's made when the tiara doesn't glow, but he doesn't know fuck-all about doing hair and the tiara ends up hanging jauntily off the side of the bun's remains. Hopefully Chanel won't remember this. Preferably, any of this.
There is absolutely zero way for Eddy not to immediately recognize this song at this point. "Nice," he says, because the Addams family regularly playing this song in their home does not surprise him in the least.
He passes into the room now, too, and grabs a doll. Eddy does not know what a jeté is either, and really hopes that isn't the secret to this memory because they're definitely fucked if it is. Whatever shaking he's doing to innocent-but-totally-creepy doll right now would certainly not be described as dancing.
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"Hey, y'all?" she calls out. "This bitch is still tickin'."
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Almost imperceptibly at first, the seconds fly by faster, and with it, the music increases its tempo. The minute hand spins too, faster, the minutes a young girl may feel she needs to catch up, so she isn’t left behind, slipping through fingertips.
9:10.
9:15.
9:30.
As it reaches the next hour, the clock seems to grow, ready to burst.
It reads 9:45.
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Tick.
Tick.
10 am.
The clock’s little door springs out violently
Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! sings out, but it’s hardly audible to Mary Grace, as a swarm of bugs bursts out of the little clock, right at her face.
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Oh right, he has a wand now.
"Glacius!"
Fuck.
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Meanwhile, Eddy's backpack smack a clump of the bugs to the wall, leaving guts dripping down [Eddy rolled a 9!]. Armani's spell blasts out, powerful. [Armani rolled a 10!] The ice shouldn't work as well as it does, but it traps dozens in individual ice coffins, and they clatter to the floor like so many marbles.
The bugs, significantly thinned, surround the trio, creating as much a whirlwind as they can, little legs and wings everywhere. [Bugs rolled below 8 all 3 times!] In the background, the record has conveniently skipped to Flight of the Bumblebee, for mood.
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He stomps on the little ice cube bugs at his feet. "Glacius!" he tries again, deliberately this time because it worked so well before.
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They are gone. The cuckoo clock is absolutely broken, hinges and gears exposed, the little skeleton bird cuckooing out by a spring, on an angle.
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The little skeleton bird sproings, the sole survivor of this memory mayhem, and this would be a lot easier if they weren't like four feet tall.
"Need a lift up?" he asks Mary Grace, hands clasped together as a makeshift step.
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She's not entirely certain if this is what they need or not, but she knows damn well she fucking hates this clock, so when Mary Grace grabs for it, she tries to take the whole damn thing down.
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But it does create a really good smash, if Mary Grace lets it fall.
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