Trudy clings tightly to Jupiter. She isn't afraid to die, but she's not nearly accomplished enough to become an influential ghost yet, she decides. "No, it wasn't!" she complains. "Whose memory is this? I'm going to curse them."
"Hey, hey, hey," Jupiter says, as calm and placating as she can manage (success questionable). Her fingers flex and flutter a little, but she doesn't move to unwind Trudy's fingers from her clothes. Not so long as she seems tense, at least. "I got you. You're good."
She turns her chin up, taking stock of their surroundings. "Anyway..." she begins, thinking over what she sees. "We're in Hyperion's memory for sure. So curse him."
Nevermind that they're both riding young Claudia like she's one of those quarter pony rides outside the Family Dollar. "Ready to climb, Gertjert?"
"Climb?" Trudy demands. Of course they'll have to climb. Like the balloons in the other memory she visited, the brooms will stay in the air, but they won't respond to the weight on them and actually fly. She heaves a large sigh for a small witch, then starts digging in her purse for one of her spare pairs of glasses. "This is a stupid memory," she declares, straightening out her dress slightly in case her underwear is showing. "Fine. You go first."
"Bet they'll have a survey you can fill out afterward," Jupiter quips, carefully untangling herself from Trudy and moving forward over the broom, mindful not to step on little frozen Claudia's head, although she does get momentarily distracted (Has Claude had a nose job???).
Jupiter doesn't have much trouble moving, really. She tentatively toes the nearest ball with her foot, and then steps aboard and seats herself on it, dangling her feet over the sides with a satisfied grin. This is delightful.
After a moment, she extends her hand to Trudy in what seems to be an offer of assistance, but then she says, "Hey can I have one of your pairs of glasses?"
Regardless of what Jupiter intended, Trudy takes her hand, using it as balance as she navigates (and does step on Claudia's head). "Hmm. I mean, I guess? But you won't be able to see with them on." She doesn't hand them over now anyway, too busy wobbling precariously. Finally, she sits down heavily on one of the balls, holding on to another one to make sure she doesn't topple over. "What looks important? Let's jut touch it and go."
"Hummm," Jupiter breathes a heavy puff of air that blows stray curls out of her face. She examines their options, slaps her palm over the face on the soccer ball, and then seems to come to an epiphany: "Oh! It's gotta be the bludger, right? Claude loves losing teeth."
Before she's even stopped talking, Jupiter is scaling the scene again, trying to get to that great big metal boulder in the sky.
"That makes sense!" Trudy agrees, even though all these balls look pretty much he same to her. Years of being in marching band have not actually increased her interest in sports. "I'll catch you if you fall!" she says, brandishing the unstable burner wand.
Jupiter presses her lips into a flat line. If she's not whistling, and Trudy's not whistling, then...
"We should hurry." She returns to her ascent, slapping anything she passes on her way to the bludger in the hopes that something will turn gold. "C'mon, Trudes, get to ball touchin'."
Trudy can agree with that. She has never been good at sports, and crystalizing it in memory form doesn't help. She begins to climb,setting out in a different direction than Jupiter to cover more ground. It's slow going for her, and she is too focused to notice the birds yet, but she slaps dodgeballs and a snutch as she goes, trying to touch everything she can reach on the way. "Have you got the bludger yet?" she calls out, sounding annoyed by this whole thing. Of course it's Claudia's memory.
The birds get louder overhead as the girls start slappin' them balls, and they drop lower and lower in the sky. Soccer ball, volleyball, yellow dodgeball, snitch, snutch, quod, their hands bounce off each of them.
Until Trudy hits the red dodgeball. The one the Quidditch captain was holding with that dangerous smirk on his face.
It glows gold under Trudy's touch, and she's immediately divebombed by a bird for her trouble.
Jupiter (ROLLED 9) manages to sock that bird right out of the air, but there's more. There's a whole flock of them shooting down from the sky and slamming into the back of her head. One of them gets stuck in her hair, another tries to peck at Trudy's glasses, and they're all fucking loud.
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What kind of asshole birds go for a girl's glasses? Now, Trudy is really getting angry. She keeps her legs locked around the ball between her thighs, and casts, "Reducto!" towards the swarm.
Trudy (ROLLED 9) blasts the swarm of birds, but Jupiter (ROLLED 1) is in the path too. Trudy singes off several inches of Jupiter's hair, freeing a bird while she's at it.
The bird (ROLLED 3) tries to attack either of the girls, but, blinded by about a pound of hair, winds up slamming into a ball. It ping pongs through a path of balls before disappearing somewhere in the distance.
There's still a few birds left, but they can't possibly be a problem for these girls.
Jooper (ROLLED 10) absolutely nails those fucking birds where it hurts, scattering all but a single bird. The bird (ROLLED 3) frantically tries to get away from her hands, but slams right into Trudy (ROLLED 2) before dropping to the dirt.
Trudy and Jup have defeated the Birds!
Everything starts again all at once. The girls are back on the broom with the little Claudia, who keeps rocketing sideways to catch that Bludger and the Bludger obliges. It catches her in the stomach, slams her back toward the hoop, and everything gets a little mushy and twisty for a moment.
Then she stops, pulled up short with a jerk. Claudia hangs, half upside down on the other side of the goalpost, a Bludger squirming in her arms. Her broom, still locked between her knees, is caught on the hoop.
Except, looking back through the hoop doesn't show that shiny new Quidditch pitch anymore; it shows a way right back to Peckenpaugh.
Ah, broom acrobatics, atta girl, Claude. Jupiter beams through the chaos, bright and thrilled by the daring flight. This is some wild ass flying for sure, and she keeps one arm around Trudy to make sure the other girl doesn't fling away amidst the chaos.
"WOO!" Jupiter cheers when they come to a stop, ruffling little Claudia's hair like they've just won a quidditch match. "That's my girl!"
And then she remembers, oh yeah, Trudes isn't really used to this sort of flying. "Hey, Gertjert, what's your hork-o-meter at? Gonna blow chunks?" A pause, she points at the portal back to Peckenpaugh. "You should do it through the hoop if so."
"I'm not going to hork!" Trudy protests, screwing her face up in offence and disdain. "I don't play sports because I don't like them, not because I have a weak stomach!" She's still clinging to Jupiter for dear life again, though.
"No shame in horking," Jupiter replies with a one shoulder shrug. The other arm's busy, still holding Trudy in place. She doesn't seem to mind being clung to, although she doesn't bother to hide the wickedly smug grin on her face, either. "I won't even tell Kermie if you do."
After a beat, she cranes her head to get an idea of how best to get through that hoop, and reaches out one arm to grasp it. Should be a quick jump and swing through, but she pauses just before she does it. "Hang on, I'll climb us outta here,"
MEMORY: Sports Ball
MEMORY: Sports Ball
She turns her chin up, taking stock of their surroundings. "Anyway..." she begins, thinking over what she sees. "We're in Hyperion's memory for sure. So curse him."
Nevermind that they're both riding young Claudia like she's one of those quarter pony rides outside the Family Dollar. "Ready to climb, Gertjert?"
MEMORY: Sports Ball
MEMORY: Sports Ball
Jupiter doesn't have much trouble moving, really. She tentatively toes the nearest ball with her foot, and then steps aboard and seats herself on it, dangling her feet over the sides with a satisfied grin. This is delightful.
After a moment, she extends her hand to Trudy in what seems to be an offer of assistance, but then she says, "Hey can I have one of your pairs of glasses?"
MEMORY: Sports Ball
MEMORY: Sports Ball
Before she's even stopped talking, Jupiter is scaling the scene again, trying to get to that great big metal boulder in the sky.
MEMORY: Sports Ball
MEMORY: Sports Ball
MEMORY: Sports Ball
MEMORY: Sports Ball
MEMORY: Sports Ball
"We should hurry." She returns to her ascent, slapping anything she passes on her way to the bludger in the hopes that something will turn gold. "C'mon, Trudes, get to ball touchin'."
MEMORY: Sports Ball
It's joined soon after by another bird. And another. And another.
MEMORY: Sports Ball
MEMORY: Sports Ball
Until Trudy hits the red dodgeball. The one the Quidditch captain was holding with that dangerous smirk on his face.
It glows gold under Trudy's touch, and she's immediately divebombed by a bird for her trouble.
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She's way bigger so this is a super good idea.
MEMORY: Sports Ball
MEMORY: Sports Ball
MEMORY: Sports Ball
The bird (ROLLED 3) tries to attack either of the girls, but, blinded by about a pound of hair, winds up slamming into a ball. It ping pongs through a path of balls before disappearing somewhere in the distance.
There's still a few birds left, but they can't possibly be a problem for these girls.
MEMORY: Sports Ball
MEMORY: Sports Ball
Ugh. Burnt hair smell.
Joop doesn't have any weapons to speak of, but she has a proven track record with punches, and so she flails around at the remaining birds.
MEMORY: Sports Ball
Trudy and Jup have defeated the Birds!
Everything starts again all at once. The girls are back on the broom with the little Claudia, who keeps rocketing sideways to catch that Bludger and the Bludger obliges. It catches her in the stomach, slams her back toward the hoop, and everything gets a little mushy and twisty for a moment.
Then she stops, pulled up short with a jerk. Claudia hangs, half upside down on the other side of the goalpost, a Bludger squirming in her arms. Her broom, still locked between her knees, is caught on the hoop.
Except, looking back through the hoop doesn't show that shiny new Quidditch pitch anymore; it shows a way right back to Peckenpaugh.
MEMORY: Sports Ball
"WOO!" Jupiter cheers when they come to a stop, ruffling little Claudia's hair like they've just won a quidditch match. "That's my girl!"
And then she remembers, oh yeah, Trudes isn't really used to this sort of flying. "Hey, Gertjert, what's your hork-o-meter at? Gonna blow chunks?" A pause, she points at the portal back to Peckenpaugh. "You should do it through the hoop if so."
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Upon emerging from the memory out into the auditorium, the portal snapped shut behind them.
At the base of the tree, Claudia Vega was freed!
You can check your token totals in Pouch's shop here, and maybe see if there's anything worth grabbing while you're there!
MEMORY: Sports Ball
MEMORY: Sports Ball
After a beat, she cranes her head to get an idea of how best to get through that hoop, and reaches out one arm to grasp it. Should be a quick jump and swing through, but she pauses just before she does it. "Hang on, I'll climb us outta here,"
MEMORY: Sports Ball
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