It takes a little squinting, since she's wearing Lionel's glasses, but Jupiter can tell the Gameboy has a copy of Pokemon Blue loaded. And if she turns it on, she'll discover that instead of "Ash" and "Gary," the previous owner -- a freshman -- named the characters "Jupiter" and "Step On Me."
"Gonna do it," Jupiter asserts, although she is kind enough to pull off her killer heels as she clomps back over to the slightly-younger-slightly-more-innocent frozen Lionel. Although she does momentarily pause to consider the possibility that he might whip around the room like a quickly deflating balloon if she pokes a hole in him.
Outwardly, nothing happens when Jupiter puts her foot on him. But inside and unseen, this slightly-younger-slightly-more-innocent Lionel has an odd premonition that someday he will nearly drown in Jupiter's shoes.
"Maybe you have to do it harder! Really stomp on him!" Claudia calls out as she clacks away at the Gameboy, checking to see what cute and creative (and possibly coded!) names Lionel's psyche gave his Pokemon.
She wanders over to a computer and sits in the nearest open chair, eyes never leaving the Gameboy. "We don't have to save Mr. Qualls, too, do we?"
"I mean," Jupiter starts, a little exasperated, "He's gonna need to buy me dinner after this."
Regardless, she gives him another good kick, anyway. And then, attention back on Claudia, she says, "What starter did he pick? I bet it was Bulbasaur."
The harder kick doesn't move Lionel or resume the memory but (ROLLED 10) Lionel will be buying Jupiter dinner when this is all over.
Meanwhile, when Claudia checks to see what active Pokemon are in the player's party, she finds a Lv. 44 Bulbasaur (never evolved) named "EPSTEIN", a Lv. 40 Jynx named "DIDN'T", and a Lv. 32 Growlithe named "KILL".
Jupiter removes her foot from Lionel's chest with an intrigued, "Ooh!" And scurries over to Claudia, hands on her shoulders, to peer at the little screen. "Is that fight music? What're we battling? Use Swift."
"The Epstein-Barr Virus, I think," Claudia says. Her pop culture knowledge is largely virus-based. "It sounds like a conspiracy. You don't think we have to solve a murder to save Lionel, do you?"
"Yeeeeah, Swift always does the trick," Jupiter crows, draping an arm over the computer in front of Claudia and putting most of her weight on it. Her excessive pride at assisting in defeating a Meowth is short-lived, however. "Hey, what's up with your fingers?"
Claudia sneers as she tries to pull her fingers away from the Gameboy, shaking the handheld up and down like a shake weight, but no luck.
"Oh no," she says, stretching her mouth out in a grimace. "If this is Lionel's, we really need to talk to his psyche about hygiene."
Claudia holds her hands out to Jupiter. "Could you give this a real good yank for me?" She almost asks her not to worry about hurting her, but Jupiter knows Claudia better than that.
"What does this even represent?" Jupiter asks, sounding about as flabbergasted as she gets, already wrapping her fingers around the gameboy. She's absolutely going to try and rip it as hard as she can, but first she says, "Think about how many crimes you'll be able to do if this makes you lose your fingerprints!"
And then, YOINK.
Edited (I thought I replied to this hours ago🙃) 2020-06-07 00:32 (UTC)
Perhaps sensing its demise, the Gameboy attempts another tactic. The Pokemon imagery is wiped and on the blank screen, text beings to appear rapidly. A last ditch effort to grab the girls' attention and stop them from the job at hand.
ON THE BACK OF THE AMERICAN MUGGLE ONE DOLLAR BILL... ...THE IMAGE OF A PYRAMID AND A FLOATING EYE... ...CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, THE EYE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE MASONS... ...INSTEAD, IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH A LIBRARY-RESIDING EYEBALL... ...THE NAME "TIMOTHEYE" IS ACTUALLY AN ANAGRAM... ...REARRANGE THE LETTERS AND YOU GET "I AM LORD V--"
I guess the girls will never know. Jupiter (ROLLED 7) yanks the Gameboy out of Claudia's hand, destroying it in the process. It turns into a black goo, which, with the momentum of Jupiter's pull, flies backward and drenches the increasingly-less-young-and-innocent Lionel Lovelace. The trail of goo stops at the foot of Mr. Qualls' desk.
Edited (please save Lionel (and me) from this) 2020-06-07 01:55 (UTC)
"There's no v in Timoth—OH!" The Gameboy flies out of her hand and the guy they're totally going to rescue is covered in some gross goop.
And Claudia's a little disappointed by how little that hurt, if she's being perfectly honest here.
"You have to teach me your strength training routine," Claudia tells Jup and pops up to her feet again. She snaps open her clutch and digs out the moist towelettes, clacking over to wipe Lionel's face off. "I bet you could just carry Lionel out of here if you really put your mind to it!"
Jupiter stares at the goop splattered across the desk. Somebody better clean that up because she's not going to.
Just to prove how unlikely it is that she'll clean anything, she instead wanders over to the young Lionel and ruffles his hair. "Oh, do you think I should?" She doesn't wait for an answer. Even if she can't take him out of the memory, she tries to lift him up anyway. Jupiter has always suspected that she could free lift Lionel.
Lionel's physical form does not move, but his soul does rise up and leave his body. His glasses-less eyes, trained on the desk, have taken on a pleading quality.
Claudia pouts. Shoot. She really thought Jupiter was strong enough to pull that off. But Claudia's never dwelt on her mistakes before! So why start now?
"Well, let's just take a real quick selfie while we're all gathered," she suggests, digging into her clutch again for her camera and selfie stick. "Then we should start taking notes on the mystery we definitely have to solve."
Edited (i swear we're almost there) 2020-06-07 20:34 (UTC)
Jupiter poses, flashing a peace sign while smooching the still sort of goop-covered side of Lionel's face, and once the selfie is snapped she turns to examine the smear of gray goop.
"Oh, shit!" She shouts suddenly, and grabs the Zippy Dip gift certificate. "I think this is still valid!"
When Jupiter grabs the Zippy Dip gift certificate, she actually grabs a golden, glowing copy. Jupiter has found the linchpin. The memory suddenly resumes.
Confusion about Lesters and Lionels and Leons is forgotten at the sudden appearance of a smoking computer.
Lionel rushes over to it, bends under the table, and yanks out the plug. Then he stands, pulls the fire extinguisher off the wall, and sprays a cloud of foam onto the machine, producing a satisfying hiss that slowly dissipates.
“Very good, very good.” Lionel turns to see Mr. Qualls coming toward him, ghostly hands silently applauding. “And that is exactly why you’re going to make such a great TA next year,” he beams. Lionel pushes his gold-rimmed glasses back up his nose and can’t help but smile back.
“Now, go grab that Zippy Dip certificate off my desk and get yourself a milkshake. My treat. We’re celebrating!”
The door to the computer lab opens and Jupiter and Claudia can see it leads back to the auditorium, not the library.
Congrats!
However, (ROLLED 2) their selfie turned out like shit. If they want a proper memento, they should probably try again.
[MEMORY COMPLETE! Muck defeated. Linchpin located. You may continue to thread here or move back to Peckenpaugh through the portal.]
MEMORY: Lester
MEMORY: Lester
MEMORY: Lester
"It's definitely his psyche," Memory Expert Claudia Vega asserts. "Oh! I bet he's giving you instructions on how to to set him free!"
Re: MEMORY: Lester
MEMORY: Lester
MEMORY: Lester
She wanders over to a computer and sits in the nearest open chair, eyes never leaving the Gameboy. "We don't have to save Mr. Qualls, too, do we?"
MEMORY: Lester
Regardless, she gives him another good kick, anyway. And then, attention back on Claudia, she says, "What starter did he pick? I bet it was Bulbasaur."
MEMORY: Lester
Meanwhile, when Claudia checks to see what active Pokemon are in the player's party, she finds a Lv. 44 Bulbasaur (never evolved) named "EPSTEIN", a Lv. 40 Jynx named "DIDN'T", and a Lv. 32 Growlithe named "KILL".
Just then--
Wild MEOWTH appeared!
What should EPSTEIN do?
FIGHT BAG
POKeMON RUN
MEMORY: Lester
MEMORY: Lester
"The Epstein-Barr Virus, I think," Claudia says. Her pop culture knowledge is largely virus-based. "It sounds like a conspiracy. You don't think we have to solve a murder to save Lionel, do you?"
MEMORY: Lester
A critical hit! (ROLLED 8)
Enemy MEOWTH is defeated.
Good job! But, the victory is short lived. It seems Claudia's fingers are now stuck to the Gameboy.
MEMORY: Lester
MEMORY: Lester
"Oh no," she says, stretching her mouth out in a grimace. "If this is Lionel's, we really need to talk to his psyche about hygiene."
Claudia holds her hands out to Jupiter. "Could you give this a real good yank for me?" She almost asks her not to worry about hurting her, but Jupiter knows Claudia better than that.
MEMORY: Lester
And then, YOINK.
MEMORY: Lester
ON THE BACK OF THE AMERICAN MUGGLE ONE DOLLAR BILL...
...THE IMAGE OF A PYRAMID AND A FLOATING EYE...
...CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, THE EYE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE MASONS...
...INSTEAD, IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH A LIBRARY-RESIDING EYEBALL...
...THE NAME "TIMOTHEYE" IS ACTUALLY AN ANAGRAM...
...REARRANGE THE LETTERS AND YOU GET "I AM LORD V--"
I guess the girls will never know. Jupiter (ROLLED 7) yanks the Gameboy out of Claudia's hand, destroying it in the process. It turns into a black goo, which, with the momentum of Jupiter's pull, flies backward and drenches the increasingly-less-young-and-innocent Lionel Lovelace. The trail of goo stops at the foot of Mr. Qualls' desk.
MEMORY: Lester
And Claudia's a little disappointed by how little that hurt, if she's being perfectly honest here.
"You have to teach me your strength training routine," Claudia tells Jup and pops up to her feet again. She snaps open her clutch and digs out the moist towelettes, clacking over to wipe Lionel's face off. "I bet you could just carry Lionel out of here if you really put your mind to it!"
MEMORY: Lester
Just to prove how unlikely it is that she'll clean anything, she instead wanders over to the young Lionel and ruffles his hair. "Oh, do you think I should?" She doesn't wait for an answer. Even if she can't take him out of the memory, she tries to lift him up anyway. Jupiter has always suspected that she could free lift Lionel.
MEMORY: Lester
MEMORY: Lester
"Well, let's just take a real quick selfie while we're all gathered," she suggests, digging into her clutch again for her camera and selfie stick. "Then we should start taking notes on the mystery we definitely have to solve."
MEMORY: Lester
"Oh, shit!" She shouts suddenly, and grabs the Zippy Dip gift certificate. "I think this is still valid!"
MEMORY: Lester
Confusion about Lesters and Lionels and Leons is forgotten at the sudden appearance of a smoking computer.
Lionel rushes over to it, bends under the table, and yanks out the plug. Then he stands, pulls the fire extinguisher off the wall, and sprays a cloud of foam onto the machine, producing a satisfying hiss that slowly dissipates.
“Very good, very good.” Lionel turns to see Mr. Qualls coming toward him, ghostly hands silently applauding. “And that is exactly why you’re going to make such a great TA next year,” he beams. Lionel pushes his gold-rimmed glasses back up his nose and can’t help but smile back.
“Now, go grab that Zippy Dip certificate off my desk and get yourself a milkshake. My treat. We’re celebrating!”
The door to the computer lab opens and Jupiter and Claudia can see it leads back to the auditorium, not the library.
Congrats!
However, (ROLLED 2) their selfie turned out like shit. If they want a proper memento, they should probably try again.
[MEMORY COMPLETE! Muck defeated. Linchpin located. You may continue to thread here or move back to Peckenpaugh through the portal.]
MEMORY: Lester
She blows the hair out of her face and looks at Jupiter. "Let's go find him and make him take a new one."
MEMORY: Lester - TOKENS!
Upon emerging from the memory out into the auditorium, the portal snapped shut behind them.
At the base of the tree, Lionel Lovelace was freed! Elsewhere in the auditorium, lightning, a magimagicicada was freed!
You can check your token totals in Pouch's shop here, and maybe see if there's anything worth grabbing while you're there!