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[maledictorian]

it's so spooky quiet without the chaos babies screaming into the journals :(

i miss them

do you think they're ok

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[gasgiant]

i heard the frosh got a whole journal CHANNEL to themselves that h a r d l y seems fair

[maledictorian]

they'll have so many new inside jokes by the time we get them back :( !! we'll never catch up

[gasgiant]

should we try to come up with MORE inside jokes
or try to STOP them

[maledictorian]

do we make inside jokes illegal

[gasgiant]

oh if it means i can be like judge dredd then yes

[maledictorian]

mmmmmmmm can you pull off judgey's emotional vulnerability

[gasgiant]

oof yikes lmao no

robocop's pretty emotionally vulnerable too huh

shit wtf

[maledictorian]

how about the dinosaurs from jurassic park

[gasgiant]

oh hell yeah i'm gonna get some maracas and be a dilophosaurus

[maledictorian]

ok so if any freshy babies try to shout an inside joke at us we're gonna whip out the maracas and dance at them because we're dinosaurs from an old movie got it

that's the plan

[gasgiant]

kermiest i am all about this plan i'm gonna maraca my heart out

if i fail to do this AT ANY POINT UNTIL WE HAVE OUR CHILDREN BACK you have free reign to backhand me and/or rip off any bandaids i am wearing

[merlinpletcher]

[...] You know there's nothing stopping you from talking to them, right?

[maledictorian]

i need their news delivered directly to my eyeballs

[merlinpletcher]

So you're really more nosy than concerned.

[maledictorian]

did i not make that clear

[ohwormhole]

How many sordid summer romances do you think they had??

[maledictorian]

oh you know summer camp is P R I M E territory for sweaty hands and spin the bottle BETRAYALS

[ohwormhole]

You're making me jealous that I never got to go to bug camp.

[maledictorian]

i camped in a gymnasium sometimes !! one time in a church basement !!! that's probably the same

[ohwormhole]

Who was your spin the bottle betrayal??

[maledictorian]

leslie lu landed on me in spin the bottle and P R E T E N D E D to choke on her retainer so she wouldn't have to kiss me

[freyanorris]

Her loss!

[merlinpletcher]

My mistake. It's been a long summer. I forgot you're full of shit.

[maledictorian]

your blindness to duality ain't my problem chief

[merlinpletcher]

And your insincerity isn't mine.

[maledictorian]

idg what you're tryna accomplish here but ok !! bye !!

[merlinpletcher]

You started i

Not a thing.

[andpoke]

the real question

will the rest of us be ok

[maledictorian]

my heart is empty

[andpoke]

god mine too
do you think they’re talking about us too

[maledictorian]

i hope they're SIGHING over our dreamy eyes right now

i hope they're playing MASH and we're categories but they don't know our names so they use vague but flattering descriptions

[themurderbird]

They're disgusting little monsters.

[maledictorian]

mcgilligouda !!! are they not innocent lambs who must be fostered and fawned over

[themurderbird]

Innocence is a human construct that doesn't apply to lambs.

But also, no.

[freyanorris]

Do you remember when WE were chaos babies??

[maledictorian]

it's but a DISTANT MEMORY waterstained and sepia toned in my mind

[freyanorris]

Sepia is universally flattering.

[fratsquatch]

They're probably plotting their first 'Most Likely' list as we speak.