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[circuitree]

DID ANYONE SEE WHO SET BERZELIUS ON FIRE

Comments

[sugarnspite]

Oh no, what??? Is he alright?

[circuitree]

I think he lost a shoe!!!!!!!!

[sugarnspite]

Just a shoe, though, right?

[lionellovelace]

He's fine.

[sugarnspite]

Oh thank goodness. I'm going to go check on him with Cedar anyway. They're worried and so am I.

[andpoke]

[...] fire again?

[circuitree]

were we EEEEEEVER truly free from fire?????????????

[andpoke]

is anyone

[openbooks]

NOT me this time and you're all welcome for that.

[circuitree]

Why did you set him on fire last time?????

[artistree]

Almost positive the culprit was Lionel Lovelace.

[artistree]

And not me.

[artistree]

Or you.

[circuitree]

is he failing potions or something?????

[artistree]

I could tutor him, if he needs it.

[zadielovelace]

Please don't slander my brother.

[lionellovelace]

I didn't set him on fire.

[artistree]

This is all speculation, of course. We're still waiting on the lab results from that ping pong ball.

Lionel

[zadielovelace]

Why is he trying to blame this on you? Did something happen?

[...]

Not you setting Mr. Berzelius on fire. I know that didn't happen.

[zadielovelace]

You're mistaken.

[ecchymotic]

Spontaneous human combustion is still an on the table.

[circuitree]

do you think HE'S CURSED TOO???????

[ecchymotic]

I mean, some people think it's caused by exorbitant alcohol consumption? But MAYBE?

[scarletthatfield]

if you want to get technical I think the potato set him on fire

[freyanorris]

A mystery! Hopefully you can get some reliable eye witnesses to come forward!!