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[circuitree]

DID ANYONE SEE WHO SET BERZELIUS ON FIRE

Comments

[artistree]

Almost positive the culprit was Lionel Lovelace.

[artistree]

And not me.

[artistree]

Or you.

[artistree]

MIGHT have been Willow, though.

[artistree]

Does that mean we're partially responsible for not holding her back?

[circuitree]

I'm NOT getting bit again

[circuitree]

He did trip over my legs so if he sprained his ankle or broke his nose it might be 18% me

[circuitree]

is he failing potions or something?????

[artistree]

I could tutor him, if he needs it.

[circuitree]

What if then he sets YOU on fire

[artistree]

Fireproof snuggie.

[circuitree]

Those cause DISEASES and ACNE cheese tree

[lionellovelace]

No.

[artistree]

Are you sure? I'm happy to help.

[lionellovelace]

I'm sure.

[zadielovelace]

Please don't slander my brother.

[lionellovelace]

I didn't set him on fire.

[artistree]

This is all speculation, of course. We're still waiting on the lab results from that ping pong ball.

[lionellovelace]

Have fun with that.

[circuitree]

DON'T let Willow touch the ping pong ball this time

[zadielovelace]

If it's speculation, you shouldn't say you're 'almost positive'.

Lionel

[zadielovelace]

Why is he trying to blame this on you? Did something happen?

[...]

Not you setting Mr. Berzelius on fire. I know that didn't happen.

Lionel/Zadie

[lionellovelace]

I don't understand why he's doing this.
He dropped the potato and it rolled to Berzelius' feet, where his shoe caught on fire.
He doesn't want to take responsibility.
Or at the very least, he wants to assign blame.

Lionel/Zadie

[zadielovelace]

That's rotten.

Shouldn't we correct him?

[zadielovelace]

You're mistaken.