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[wrencredible]

I've had a mega craving for pumpkin spice lattes ever since that air freshener this morning. Does anyone else want to hit the Gastrognome?

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[circuitree]

I'm not allowed inside anymore!!!! BUT I can walk down there and stand outside and not break anything like I promised and support you??????

[wrencredible]

That doesn't seem very fair. What if we disguise you?

[circuitree]

Like with a MUSTACHE???????????

[wrencredible]

If you've always wanted a mustache, let's get you a mustache! What's your preferred style?

[circuitree]

I want cowboys to WEEP when they see it

[wrencredible]

They'll be bawling their eyes out when I'm finished!

[circuitree]

Should I wear a HAT? Would that be TOO MUCH and make it LOOK like I'm trying to disguise myself??? What about a trenchcoat and what if I was on Hawthorne and/or Willow's shoulders at the time

[wrencredible]

Important counter question: how is your Giantish?

[circuitree]

Important counter counter question: is Giantish the one where I just say nonsense poems in a really deep voice

[wrencredible]

Not quiiiiiite. But I happen to know a great Giantish poem you can perform. It's sooo [...] romantic.

[circuitree]

I dunno if I'm ready for a serious relationship like that

[wrencredible]

It's such a good poem, but have it your way.

[fratsquatch]

Bro.

[circuitree]

I'VE NEVER BEEN!!

[scarletthatfield]

sure

[wrencredible]

Do you need a disguise too?

[scarletthatfield]

not unless we're all planning on gettin into trouble

[wrencredible]

Just some minor rebellion against unjust banishment!

[scarletthatfield]

only minor? shame.

[artistree]

If I give you money will you get me a soy latte?

[...] I think Ms. Honeyduke gets heart palpitations when she sees me.

[wrencredible]

There's an easy solution to that!

[artistree]

Less caffeine?

[wrencredible]

Make sure she doesn't see you.

[artistree]

Oh, that is a good idea. Okay, I think I can do this. If I try to be as loud as possible, the curse will render me invisible for sure.

[wrencredible]

Is that- Are you sure that's how that works?

[artistree]

Yes.

[artistree]

Wait. No.

[artistree]

Let me ask Cedar.

[wrencredible]

O[...]kay! Just remember the goal here is to blend in.

[ecchymotic]

Sure! One day somebody's going to let me have a Cookies and Creme milkshake with no panache.

[wrencredible]

Life's better with panache.

[ecchymotic]

I mean, sure! I'm a fan of panache. But sometimes I just want plain, no frills. Nothing but cookies and/or creme.