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[gasgiant]

hello is gemma still not checking her journal will someone plz tell her her face stops my heart as well as it stops quaffles thx

gg to both deeplurk and wildgulch you all are unstoppable
merlin's well moisturized teats i'm surprised no one died

[THORNTAIL QUIDDITCH WARD]

ok lovelies what have we learnt now that we've seen all three other teams on the pitch? i wanna hear what you've observed

relentless shooting's a fun season opener but not a viable tactic going forward i'm cooking up ideas but want to hear yours too

Comments

[freyanorris]

She's so fearless!! I hope she wasn't hurt too badly!!

[gasgiant]

i'm gonna bake her some hope your face doesn't hurt too much cookies
wanna help

[freyanorris]

Sure! Those are the super soft kind that melt in the mouth, right?

[flightschool]

What Merl does with his moisturiser or teats is between him and his mirror and I won't hear another word on it!

(But whoa what a brutal match!!)

[gasgiant]

i was talkin bout the old guy with the beard but if merle wants to share his skin routine with me i'm mad jelly of that baby soft skin of his too

i'm straight up afraid of facing off against zhao now

[flightschool]

Please, we all know that baby bottom skin is more than magic. Unattainable genes are probably 90% of his routine.

Shhh. Don't say it too loud, I hear she can smell fear.

[scarletthatfield]

I ain't afraid.

[maledictorian]

i'm gonna write her a song

[gasgiant]

OH LEMME have a VERSE on it

Thorntrail Quidditch

[quidditched]

[...] Stop [...] quaffles ? [........] even [...] more.

Thorntrail Quidditch

[gasgiant]

good start good start just keep your eyes on the source of those quaffles and stay bendy

it's looking like we've got a few trick shooters among the chaser teams this year everyone's playing daring so far

your bro's got some elbows on him too

Thorntrail Quidditch

[quidditched]

Always watching. [...] Want to practice trick shots ?

No kidding. Taken a lot to the face.

Thorntrail Quidditch

[filigreed]

Also: Less caution, more mauling.

Calculated mauling. More calculated mauling.

Thorntrail Quidditch

[gasgiant]

CALCULATED MAULING i like it

how're you at trigonometry lyds

[negligently]

on it told her she's hot as hell and we all want a piece

[gasgiant]

where's the lie

[sparkling_gem]

I APPRECIATE it, but you're a bit too MALE for me.

[openbooks]

bro... you GOTTA teach me some wizard swears.

[gasgiant]

oh it's supes simple my man mostly you just gotta pick a famous one and one of their body parts like: dumbledore's furry fuckin feet
although ppl get weird if you use harry potter so

instead you can also put -wiz after regular curse words
like shitwiz

[openbooks]

honestly, i get that, because saying something like, "potter's fruity loops!" makes me feel a little like i'm going to prison or maybe hell. i mean, he's kind of like... wizard jesus, dude.

[...] can i say wizard jesus, or is that not cool too?

[merlinpletcher]

Please just say 'fuck' like a normal person. This is so outdated.

[openbooks]

oh, DON'T worry, little bro, i say fuck ALL the time.

congrats on the super soft nips, by the way. that shit takes WORK.

[bigbruise]

I tried.
Maybe next time.

[gasgiant]

damn girl i didn't really doubt it before but after today i BELIEVE you will achieve
just wait til our last game if you decide you're gonna take me out

[bigbruise]

Death from above.
It's a date.