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[fratsquatch]

We gotta protect Ms. Min from Mayo.

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[wildchild]

A hero.

[princeofcat]

It's a sacrifice that someone has to make.

[wildchild]

What did we do to deserve you, man?

You guys gonna get fish together or anything?

[princeofcat]

Does it have to be fish, do you think? I don't like fish.

[wildchild]

Could be anything my dude. I was just picking a low commitment animal so I didn't spook you both.

[princeofcat]

Oh, I thought you meant to eat.
Ray Mayo and I will probably have to start with a plant.

[wildchild]

Fair, food sharing is an important part of a relationship.

Cuuute, I support you guys. Also you're so responsible, picking a plant first.

[princeofcat]

I'm very responsible. Don't be surprised.

[wildchild]

Sorry, still surprised, but I believe you.

[filigreed]

How brave and noble.

[princeofcat]

Will you make sure my statue's gold, when I'm a martyr?

[filigreed]

Course. Nothing but the best for you, baby.

[princeofcat]

Also please a little ripped. You're perfect and I adore you.

[filigreed]

People are gonna come from all over to run their hands down your very expensive washboard abs.

[princeofcat]

Holy expensive washboard abs.

[filigreed]

The best kind.

We need to find somebody religious to sanctify it, though. Don't think I'm gonna cut it on my own.

[princeofcat]

Patron of heavy metals and blood, I'd like to see anyone more qualified.

[filigreed]

Aw, you got me all aflutter. Your abs are gonna have abs.

[princeofcat]

Thank you, I'm a sucker for realism.

[filigreed]

David'll be jealous.

[princeofcat]

And Michelangelo's already cowering in his grave.

[filigreed]

He shouldn't be. The man could paint. I'm just basing my career on abs.

[princeofcat]

So did he.

[filigreed]

Fair.

So nice to have a career inspiration.