Peckenpaugh

( a bad wing woman )

Guess what?

Figured out what wood from the west means.

[......]

Also, did y'all know Ms. Dorkin's kid's middle name is Ashley?

If you took Current Events' copies of the Elflock Free Press, could you just give them back, please? Ms. Dorkins doesn't need this kinda stress.

I don't know what a Paw Paw even is.

[Pax & Merlin]

I need you two to transfigure me into a dinosaur.

Come on down to the Central Classrooms for a chance to have all your pressing questions answered by your favorite Peckenpaugh C-lebs! It’s the perfect opportunity to do some scouting for prom dates—we have all Student Council Members and a few of our lankiest Quodpot stars available as a captive audience. I’d really like to know if Ms. McGilliguddy has her eyes on anyone special but she’s currently giving me the silent treatment. So, come help me out!

And don’t forget to wish a very happy birthday to two of Peckenpaugh’s Most Eligible! Wyatt and Audrey are celebrating another turn around the sun this weekend. Keep your ears open for more details about when/where you can pay your respects to the party gods ;)

[Wyatt and Audrey]

Can’t host a rager. Don’t trust my own team not to give themselves multi-day hangovers but it would be remiss of me not to host something for y’all. What’s the vibe?

[Mothgarden Quidditch]

Supposed to be foggy come Sunday. After I’m done getting dunked, we should do a few extra tight flying drills. An hour or so while it’s nice this evening and then we can try it in the rain tomorrow to see how we do with reduced visibility.

I’m not gonna aim bludgers where I can’t see. It’s not worth the risk. I trust Pax feels the same way. Y’all’ll be a bit more on your own than usual.

[Merlin]

Did you get fucked or what?

Mornin, y'all!

It's Ms. Dorkins birthday tomorrow and I figured it could be nice to do something a little extra special for her, seein as she hasn't been hersel I made a Tony Sized™ card for her and I'll make the rounds with it today, if you wanna write her a birthday message.

[Mothgarden Quidditch]

It's gonna snow tomorrow. Make sure the charms on your goggles and gloves are functioning properly. Thorntrail won't make it easy for us.

( NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTY )

PSA: If you forgot to get Ms. Dorkins your teachers a holiday gift, there’s still time to send candygrams.

And don’t forget to treat your owl.

( SKI WEEKEND! Day 1 )

Looks like Mothgarden had a visitor last night. Anyone know of any cute critters that leave prints like this? I'd like to compliment their craftmanship.

( Sitting outside the senior Mothgarden boy's dorm window.... )

I don't know who thinks it's funny to build a voyeuristic snowman right outside people's windows, but I can assure you that it is not actually funny.

[..........]

Apologies to Deeplurk for the scream.

I'm going to kick it down.

I'm glad everyone got that out of their system.

[Warded to Viola and Aris]

It's lichen, not mold. It appears normal and nonmagical. Aside from the unusual growth pattern.

The flowers are the same as the one that grew outside of Zadie's window earlier this year. Except not quite. They're all slightly different iterations. I believe they might be manmade.

( November Pocket Party! )

( Telling of the Bees in Elflock Falls! )

How we doin this mornin, y’all?

Zettler and I broke the 1997 Quodpot Championship Trophy.

And Ms. Dorkins called my Movember stash ‘stressful.’

Thank you to everyone who came out for the community service today. Student Council greatly appreciates all your hard work, and the Community Gardens are all ready for the coming weather now thanks to you!

Hopefully you learned a little something, too; I know my work with the mandrakes which are one of the worst plants ever will help me out in Herbology! I also learned that I'm ugly. Did anyone else feel like they had a learning experience?

[Val]

Can you tell me specifically what's wrong with my face?

Are you sure I shouldn't go blonde? That seems like the least invasive way to start trying to look better change things up a bit, don't you think? It might be worth a shot. It's easy enough to switch back if it's horrid.

[Imogen]

Has Elijah not asked me to do anything else because I'm not pretty enough?

[Deeplurk Seniors]

Shall we do dinner together soon? It might make me feel better about I can order in something from town if we want. Or, I wonder if I could get something sent in from Chicago...

Dearest Quodpottians,

We're playing my old school today!! Please gently murder them, because there are some cool people there, I promise. But we should probably win? Also, man, my Quodpot days. Wild.


Dearest Non-Quodpottians,

Anyone want to come sit with me at the game??? I will NOT be bringing snacks, but I will eat yours.

[Merlin & Tony]

I got you guys a joint custody present.

Joint custody between you guys, I don't need it.

WILDGULCH

vs

THORNTRAIL

( WILDGULCH vs THORNTRAIL QUIDDITCH )

[Mega Ward: Wildgulch Cheer, Thorntrail Cheer, Marching Band (Minus Winifred), Mothgarden Seniors, & Pax]

Good mornin, y'all!

If I may impose, I need all hands on deck tomorrow. I have it on good authority that I gotta stop dragging my feet and get to askin if I want to snag the HOCO date I've been after, Elflock darling—one Miss Winifred Adler.

Here's where y'all come in. Before tip off tomorrow, I was hoping the marching band could play a romantic number? Something pop-y that Fred might like. And then the cheerleaders can kind of create a commotion, get her attention, and point up to the stands. Mothgardeners, can you clear a little space in the stands for me? And I'll come down with a sign and some confetti?

A little complicated, maybe, but a girl like Fred deserves a little razzle-dazzle.

So, whaddya say?

who all's going on the camping trip this weekend ??

[Known Cicada Wielders]

aaaa??????? do you think adults can't hear the cicadas? or is it just mr. trullinger?


[Underworld Float Group]

when y'all have time could you please come try on the muslins for your costumes to see if i need to make any adjustments?