Peckenpaugh

[Warded to Lionel and Trudy (for emotional support)]

If I can get everyone on my muggle tech project to sign a paper saying we want Howdy removed from our group, will you reassign him?

( WINTER FORMAL! )

( SORRY, ARIS )

[Sophomores]

This is an emergency, I'm in need of advice.

Aristotle Ahn just confessed that he's in love with me. I don't know how I should proceed. Should I experimentally attend the dance with him? Or should I wait until after Adrian's calculated my compatibility?

I can't discount CARDe-B's results. What if I have to break up with Aristotle to pursue this other individual? What if I'm matched with Artistotle????

I'm very pressed.

( Get that bread! )

I regret to inform everyone that the warming charms rental service will not be resuming with classes today. My entrepreneurial efforts were shut down prematurely.

( You all have a dream... )

EXCUSE ME GERTRUDE

what size shoe do you wear


EVERYONE ELSE

did y'all get killed by the pianopus last night

( I WILL ANONYMOUSLY DESTROY ITEMS FOR YOU )

( NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTY )

it's that time everyone. time for skip rider's list of the top ten songs of the year! the year being 1979, of course, because music was just objectively better then, don't fight me on this.

( the list )

[Sophomores]

so i brought home my ice cream eating trophy to show the fam and i realized it makes it a rattling noise like there's something inside. should i...

a. smash it open
b. carefully make a small hole to see what's inside
c. leave it alone because it's probably possessed with the soul of a mexican jumping bean

( HOLIDAY DEBATE )