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This is an emergency, I'm in need of advice.

Aristotle Ahn just confessed that he's in love with me. I don't know how I should proceed. Should I experimentally attend the dance with him? Or should I wait until after Adrian's calculated my compatibility?

I can't discount CARDe-B's results. What if I have to break up with Aristotle to pursue this other individual? What if I'm matched with Artistotle????

I'm very pressed.

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DON'T BREAK HIS HEART BEFORE QUODPOT SEASON IS OVER!!!!

I've never been responsible for anyone's heart before, Cedar! I don't even know how I feel about him.

You have to be GENTLE. Maybe you should have a conversation about y'all's INTENTIONS and what you WANT right now.

Edited (icons barely loading what the fuck am I even picking) 2020-02-06 18:46 (UTC)

I'm concerned about the upcoming love calculations, though. If it matches me with someone else, that might break his heart. This letter is very vulnerable and sincere.

ok ok ok ok ok

What if we send SOMEONE ELSE ENTIRELY to TALK to him and convince him to be PATIENT because things are IN THE WORKS but also don't get your hopes up TOO MUCH because sometimes IN THE WORKS means it could get STUCK and DISAPPEAR and either way he should stay CAUTIOUSLY OK until at least March

That's a brilliant idea. That'll give me enough time to decide if I reciprocate, and if I don't, to make a plan to let him down gently.

Will one of you talk to him for me? Or several of you?

If we surround him then he'll have to hear what we have to say!!!!! And then it'll feel like an entire SUPPORT GROUP.

Yes! And he'll know I'm taking his offer seriously this way.

I was going to suggest disassociating until either everyone forgets or someone takes you to a healer, but Cedar's right. You have to be gentle until at least March.

That's an extremely long time to be gentle with anyone. How fragile is he?

Physically he seems very sturdy, actually, but I can't speak to his emotions.

Unfortunately I'm not planning on attacking him physically, and I have little control over the emotional damage I might cause him.

You always have some control.

The third bed from the back on the left side is PARTICULARLY GOOD for hiding!!!!

How much stock are we taking in these love numbers? Isn’t this technically a more reliable sign?

I hardly know Aristotle, Atlas. This was extremely sudden. Who knows how long he's been watching me from a distance???

Well could be for up to one and a half years.
But good point, have you even talked before? Did he drop any hints?

No, but he could be shy. Or a stalker. Or both. You see my dilemma?

His letter talks a lot about my eyes.

Edited (rip the poor npc that actually has a crush on cicero) 2020-02-06 19:47 (UTC)

Oof ok yeah eye detail skews stalker.

Could you just do Cedar’s idea but just like...write a letter back?
Speak his own language
Your message has been received and is under review

Hmmmm. Maybe I'll compose a letter that Cedar and co. can deliver to him.

Yeah that might be best. Don't be the first one to make face to face contact.

Why is the eye detail stalkery?

I think it's romantic.

That's a really fine line. I don't want anyone staring at my face too long.

That's what love IS.

well, he seems nice enough, but he’s also a drummer and a quodpot player. so a musician and a jock. suspicious, very suspicious. i say we go with cedar’s group confrontation idea, but we also question his exact intentions towards you! you can’t trust drummers, man

Edited (*blatantly ignores he’s a musician jock*) 2020-02-06 21:59 (UTC)

Guys why don't we have our own radio love SHOW

i mean... we are better at this than the juniors and seniors, you’ve seen how they are.

[ ... ]

they probably could use our help

Lead singers and drummers are notorious cads, it's true. And then being an athlete on top of it? I think my heart might be the one actually at risk. [...] Still, I'm not looking to do any harm if he is sincere.

We should come up with a list of questions.

I don't know, surely it doesn't mean he has to be a cad?

OH!!!

I have a magazine quiz for this!!

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