Peckenpaugh

spent spring break back with dad's family in the pines, and it was [. . .] an experience, as usual.

did you know there’s a spell that is common in certain dueling circles that gives you eyes on each of your fingers and toes? now you know that! and you can’t unknow that! i don't know what purpose it serves! i don't want to know! i didn't want to know that it lasted for 72 hours or be sharing a room with the cousin who it was cast on either! if anyone is looking for me i'll be drowning myself in the falls thanks!

OKAY. I have two functioning arms again and can successfully take care of a fake child without fear of bludgeoning them with my cast.

DON'T pop the bubbles. DO NOT. they’re full of love potions or something i don’t know

one day i'm going to both score a point and be last man standing in quod, then it's all over for everybody.

in the meantime, i'll be working on my career in the (background of) movies in addition to my professional eating career. i'm gonna be a star, baby!

[Sophomores]

so i remembered i had the trophy and smashed it open. the rattling was like a bug shell of some kind? and a cryptic note about zippy? i think zippy might be a bug person? you guys ever read invasion of the body snatchers, maybe he’s a pod person

oh, and uh. anyone tutoring potions? apparently my mom is Not Happy with my failing grade. which is kinda her fault for going out of her way to find my report card i purposefully hid, but she doesn’t see it that way for some reason

it's that time everyone. time for skip rider's list of the top ten songs of the year! the year being 1979, of course, because music was just objectively better then, don't fight me on this.

( the list )

[Sophomores]

so i brought home my ice cream eating trophy to show the fam and i realized it makes it a rattling noise like there's something inside. should i...

a. smash it open
b. carefully make a small hole to see what's inside
c. leave it alone because it's probably possessed with the soul of a mexican jumping bean

( Ice Cream Eating Contest Results... )

Hello, Senior Strandees! For lunch we are having Mystery* Meatloaf with a side of ??? and ???? for dessert.



*The mystery is that I don't know what I'll be hunting yet!! Ideally venison but who knows, really?

( ICE CREAM EATING CONTEST!! )

so who's ready for the official start of quodpot season??? i'm definitely not panicking, not me what's everybody's bets for the game? first one out by quod, first one out by injury, sudden geese resurgence, anything could happen!

in honor of the official start of the season, here is a playlist of the songs from this week's show, specifically geared for stadium anthems.

( are you ready for some quodpot??? )

[Bijou]

i picked up a book on mothpeople weddings at the book sale, you want it?

as promised, here's the playlist of songs from this week's broadcast, ready to elevate all of your crappy music tastes.

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my plans for today include pretending i did my charms homework, trick or treating until i have enough candy to poison a small country, and doing the traditional knock-knock at the mystery door. what's everyone else up to? and please say we're sedating the freshmen for tonight after their displaying of homecoming... creativity.

my name is now officially RISKED RIP and i will not be answering to any other name, thank you for your time.

[Muggle Magic Club]

so... since the freshmen have given us plausible deniability, who wants to plan a heist?