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[empiearr]

Hello, Senior Strandees! For lunch we are having Mystery* Meatloaf with a side of ??? and ???? for dessert.



*The mystery is that I don't know what I'll be hunting yet!! Ideally venison but who knows, really?

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[gasgiant]

and dorito trail mix

[empiearr]

Ooh, that can be the dessert!

[gasgiant]

right?? gonna have us a F E A S T

[empiearr]

I can season the meat with the Dorito dust to tie it all together. MWAH! Chef's kiss!!

[gasgiant]

ooo campfire shake n bake

[empiearr]

Tony says we can eat him if we're not on the road by dinner time.

[maledictorian]

and TEENY TINY BOXES OF CEREAL

[gasgiant]

only if i DIE kermie

[maledictorian]

i'm creepin

[fratsquatch]

Please don't kill anything.

[empiearr]

If a deer crosses my path, it's an act of God, Anthony.

[fratsquatch]

God is trying to send y'all signs to chill out.

[empiearr]

Mr. De Witt, I have NEVER been chill in my LIFE and I am NOT about to start NOW!!!

That being said, as a show of goodwill toward the Muscle Tribe I shall wait until dinner time to enact the circle of life.

[andpoke]

if we loaf raw meat
is it just roadkill tartare

[empiearr]

It depends on how it's sourced! Roadkill tartare, venison tartare, bear tartare, Tony tartare.

Why, have you seen any prime red splats on the road?

[andpoke]

tony tartare
a menu hit

unfort no.
not for miles

[empiearr]

Tony Tartare served with tartar sauce.

Ah well. And the thing about Yeehawls is that if we hit anything, it surely would have turned to paste.

Oh, Audrey, what are we to do?

[themurderbird]

Eating humans is illegal.

[recordskip]

not if it's freely donated.

in some states, anyway. haven't checked west virginia.

there was definitely a case where somebody had to have a limb amputated and then he and his friends had it as taco meat, is what i'm saying.

[teratophilia]

it's legal in every state but idaho as long as it's acquired consensually and not from desecrating a corpse !! so if the person is living and freely gives it, it's okay!

[recordskip]

see! so as long as they just gnaw on each other's arms, the seniors will be perfectly fine for a while. we're all good.

[recordskip]

also, i feel like idaho is only against it because humans aren't potatoes and it's illegal to eat anything but potatoes there because otherwise their economy collapses

[themurderbird]

Oh. I need to research this.

[constanza]

can you hunt a bear and make it so that i can sleep in it??

[empiearr]

For you, darling? Of course I can. They're hibernating this time of year so it should be fairly easy, shouldn't it? (Nico, dear? Chime in?)