(no subject)

[recordskip]

my name is now officially RISKED RIP and i will not be answering to any other name, thank you for your time.

[Muggle Magic Club]

so... since the freshmen have given us plausible deniability, who wants to plan a heist?

Comments

[scarletthatfield]

can I shorten it to RISKED

[recordskip]

...i guess i'll allow it, but only because we're friends. otherwise it'd be mr. RIP to you

[scarletthatfield]

mr RIP don't sound as cool as you seem to think it does

[recordskip]

...it doesn't? are you sure?

[scarletthatfield]

yeah

[recordskip]

okay, then i'm officially putting you in charge of coming up with a cool nickname for me

[scarletthatfield]

you can't afford my fees

[recordskip]

no discounts out of the goodness of your heart??

[scarletthatfield]

what makes you think I got a heart?

[recordskip]

pretty sure you have at least a closet full of em

[scarletthatfield]

shit how'd you find out

[teratophilia]

it sounds very cool and edgy! that ;) bad boy ;) appeal !!!

[recordskip]

yep, that's me, the baddest of the boys. my leather jacket conceals a second, secret leather jacket.

[teratophilia]

wow, VERY hot !!!! (because you have two jackets on!)

you know, your name could also be rearranged to... Spider Irk. have you upset any spiders lately??

[recordskip]

it IS a little warm. but better safe than sorry, you never know when a surprise snowstorm or rock concert might hit.

not lately. spiders and i have a pretty good deal going - i let them live in our dorm room as long as i don't have to see them or any evidence they exist. they break the rules, they get chucked out the window.

[damnnearkilledem]

Now, is it "RIP" or R.I.P.? Either way, great stage name.

[Muggle Magic Club]
Get ready for Now You See Me 4. What're we stealing?

Muggle Magic Club

[ohwormhole]

I feel like planning a heist is my calling.

Muggle Magic Club

[damnnearkilledem]

I'm confident you could come up with a plot to break us into just about anything, Fred. We've got a perfect thievery team right here.

[recordskip]

r.i.p. technically, but who has time for all the punctuation when you're this cool?

[Muggle Magic Club]
i... had not thought that far ahead. my heart says bearigold, but my head says 'steal something that won't eat you alive'.

[quodpotted]

can we call you RISKY RIP

[recordskip]

after careful consideration and consultation with the referees, we've decided to allow it.

[quodpotted]

cool I like it