May. 9th, 2020 at 1:01 PM
May. 2nd, 2020 at 4:28 AM
Mar. 19th, 2020 at 2:18 AM
yo hatfield there's a 12% chance the disinfecting you see will be successful
fuck if i know what that means[Deeplurk Quidditch]Prepare for practices over spring break. We're not giving Wildgulch any advantage over us. I don't care what the fuck your plans are, you're Flooing in to Chicago on the 24th and 26th and playing with my newest set of children. I've got magitech bludgers that will hunt your asses down.
(Oh yeah and the local team says they'll practice against us. They ain't shit but I wanna see the look on their captain's face when they lose.)
Feb. 26th, 2020 at 2:27 PM
Jan. 29th, 2020 at 12:48 PM
Jan. 29th, 2020 at 10:34 AM
Jan. 23rd, 2020 at 8:25 AM
I'm going to get expelled.
[...]Or
fired.
[......]I can't breathe.
Jan. 17th, 2020 at 9:02 PM
EXCUSE ME GERTRUDE
what size shoe do you wear
EVERYONE ELSE
did y'all get killed by the pianopus last night