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[shithowdy]

yo hatfield there's a 12% chance the disinfecting you see will be successful

fuck if i know what that means

[Deeplurk Quidditch]

Prepare for practices over spring break. We're not giving Wildgulch any advantage over us. I don't care what the fuck your plans are, you're Flooing in to Chicago on the 24th and 26th and playing with my newest set of children. I've got magitech bludgers that will hunt your asses down.

(Oh yeah and the local team says they'll practice against us. They ain't shit but I wanna see the look on their captain's face when they lose.)

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Deeplurk Quidditch

[bigbruise]

Hell yeah let's traumatize some local youths

[maledictorian]

maaaaaaybe it means we shouldn't eat in the cafeteria until it's at L E A S T 25% ???

[negligently]

disinfecting?

like windex? someone leave a mess for bub? that's not right

[quodpotted]

you better not make a mess in the bed

[princeofcat]

So he's going to walk in on something very dirty.
And it won't get clean.
Interesting.

[Deeplurk Qiuidditch]
Two days??