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[fratsquatch]

We gotta protect Ms. Min from Mayo.

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[wildchild]

Shouldn't be too hard. You committed to this? I'll gear up if you are.

[fratsquatch]

Well, now everyone is talking to me like I'm a misogynist.

[wildchild]

Awww, well that's not true. You've just got a protective streak in you.

[fratsquatch]

That's just code for controlling.

[wildchild]

You can wield that protectiveness badly and end up a douche, but I think you're doing alright.

Where are you? Sounds like you need an in-person pep talk, boyo.

[fratsquatch]

Aw, c'mon. It's not like that. I'm fine.

[wildchild]

Ok.

You want some Zippy Dip? Unrelatedly.

[bratsquatch]

i can get you two a discount

[wildchild]

Want me to bring you some?

[bratsquatch]

nah i already had a bunch today, thanks.

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but hey! know what? if you go, i bet you could use my employee discount!

[fratsquatch]

Oh no. What is this? Am I bein coddled right now?

[bratsquatch]

no, it's just for pax. but i see how my wording might have been confusing.

[wildchild]

Ohhh, now that sounds like a sweet deal. You're so nice.

[bratsquatch]

when i want to be!

[wildchild]

Hey, that's good enough for me.