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[bigyikes]

Did you guys know there's food you can eat in the woods?

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[sugarnspite]

Like, [...] a picnic or foraging?

[bigyikes]

Foraging.

[sugarnspite]

Nature sure is amazing and edible.

[bigyikes]

Wasn't that dinner Rhodaea made delicious? She gave me the recipe. I might try to make it again sometime.

[sugarnspite]

Oh, yes, it was incredible. I love getting to try new foods. A lot of stuff in Utah is a little [...] you know, meat and potatoes.

Boys who can cook are super cute.

[gold_digger]

Ohhh, I love a good picnic.

[sugarnspite]

Me too! We should go on one before the weather gets too chilly.

[gold_digger]

Please! I want something fun to plan after the decoration debacle.

[openbooks]

bro, [...] i don't get it.

[bigyikes]

You can eat the plants you find outside.

[openbooks]

oh. fuck yeah, dude. i see a plant, i go for it.

[sugarnspite]

Salads are super healthy, we should all eat more veggies.

[bigyikes]

Oh, you shouldn't do that. A bunch of them are poisonous.

[andpoke]

you can eat everywhere
if you put your mind to it

[bigyikes]

I just didn't realize you could, like, eat stuff that grows in the ground.

[andpoke]

ok yes but
not all
half of ground food will kill you
half is delicious

[openbooks]

okay, pokemaster, i don't mean to be a douche, but like, you know food can't kill you, right? you need it to live.

[sugarnspite]

[lionellovelace]

[...]

Elijah.

[gold_digger]

Isn't that dangerous to eat???

[bigyikes]

Uh, no, I'm sure you wash it first.

[gold_digger]

I meant because

Oh! You're so smart, there's definitely all sorts of nasty stuff that just needs a bit of scrubbing to clean up!

[bigyikes]

We should go foraging when it's ramp season.

[themurderbird]

Obviously.

[scarletthatfield]

some of it's got 4 legs