after people are gone from campus

[princeofcat]

Ugh. It's too quiet

Good luck in the dirt, everyone. I'm going to sleep in all your beds tonight.

Except yours Laszlo, don't worry, I respect your feelings on germs.

Comments

[princeofcat]

Well just for the night. Don't limit yourself.

I'm a seeker, it's easy. Just let a Snitch loose, give it a head start, see how long it takes to catch it.

Four minutes is my best time today, if you're curious.

[notpoison]

There will be other opportunities. But I'm very particular.

Four minutes without any obstacles.

[princeofcat]

It was a long head start.

[notpoison]

Did you give it the head start? Since you were playing alone.

[princeofcat]

Well, yeah. Had to be a challenge, or I'd still be bored.

[notpoison]

So you were/are bored alone.

[princeofcat]

For a second. Tops.

[notpoison]

Mm.

So you don't miss us.

[princeofcat]

Nah. It's very peaceful.

[notpoison]

Then I won't come back.

[princeofcat]

But I'd never keep your plants alive.

[notpoison]

Are you holding them hostage.

[princeofcat]

Not yet. I'm not above it, though.

[notpoison]

So you do miss me.

[princeofcat]

All I'll say is the potential for missing is there.

[notpoison]

Maybe I'll stay in the woods after all.

[princeofcat]

Will not.

[notpoison]

Why not.

[princeofcat]

You’d miss me

[notpoison]

Do you have evidence to support this hypothesis.

[princeofcat]

You haven’t said no yet?

[notpoison]

What if I did.

[...] Say no, that is.

[princeofcat]

Then I guess I’d start sorting out which of your things I’d like to keep.

[notpoison]

Would you take care of my plants.

[princeofcat]

I’d try, but I’ve never kept a plant alive for more than a month, so it’s at your own risk.