peckenpaugh | (no subject)

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[Warded to Sophomores]

Captain Waxweiler thinks I stole the pudding.

Do you think he was trying to reassign blame? He pat my shoulder and told me good job. Like he was proud.

Were you being welcomed into the secret network

It's possible. I'm not sure if I'm interested in crime syndicate membership though.

This is your chance to go undercover.

He needs a MUSTACHE

Or a ZZ Top beard.

Oh, true. Do you think I could help crack the case?

You can't go in with glasses on

An eyepatch, maybe.

And an animal friend perched on your head

Butter Nut won't fit.

What if we all put our heads together

How are we oriented?

It always helps to have an inside man!

Maybe I could even sabotage them.

Ooooh, what do you have in mind?

Hear me out:

By just being myself.

There's no one better to be than yourself.

Especially now.

Thank you for saying so. I have been told that I am me, relentlessly, so the reassurance helps.