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[artistree]

[Warded to Sophomores]

Captain Waxweiler thinks I stole the pudding.

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Sophomores

[ecchymotic]

Depends. Mostly on how fast they’re going to kill me. I’m not sure how well I’d hold up under ACTUAL torture.

Sophomores

[artistree]

It seems like you could last at least a while. I suppose if you want to avoid it, though, the best course of action is to limit the amount of useful information you have at any time.

Sophomores

[ecchymotic]

Not necessarily. Like the Toy-Box Killer? He was just into dragging women into his van and doing horrible things to them. No sensitive information needed.

Re: Sophomores

[artistree]

Toy-Box [...] Killer? [...] Serial killers seem a little hard to account for. Might need a different algorithm for them.

Sophomores

[ecchymotic]

Yeah, probably not a Top Ten List guy. But. Had a torture van. It’s just that it’s probably hard to tell what kind of van’s picking you up at first glance.

A surprising number of bad things seem to happen in vans.

Sophomores

[artistree]

I've never been in one. The Quackencurse doesn't interact well with muggle vehicles, but it sounds like vans, in particular, should be avoided.

You have a surprising serial killer knowledge base.

Sophomores

[ecchymotic]

They’re nothing to write home about. And they’re usually ugly. AND they don’t tend to make it onto NEARLY as many vehicle safety lists as the “family friendly” marketing implies.

I mean, he’s not TOTALLY obscure? But. Yes. Not just centered on vans.

Sophomores

[artistree]

Words that could also describe my last Magirobotics project.

Your van knowledge base also seems quite impressive, though. To be fair.

Sophomores

[ecchymotic]

Doubt that. You’re smart. And not interested in vans.

My uncle got a new car this summer. He had a whole PowerPoint about why SUVs are a better choice for people with young children.