Kermie's bacon-and-lavender sundae is something of an adventure. It's safe along the perimeter, gets interesting as you get into the moat of bacon bits, and then turns into basically a dare when you get to the wasabi middle.

Kermit shoves a spoonful directly from the middle in his mouth before resting one hand on his heart.

"Be still my heart," he sighs, dreamily. "Those glasses are so adorable they even made Mama Bigfoot melt a little."