NAME: Trudy Judy Mcgilliguddy TACTICS: She just ditched her glasses, wore Thorntrail colors, and expected to go unrecognized EFFORT: 2 ANYTHING ELSE?: She's just here to bother Mr Altizer about her party past tbh
NAME: Alva Berzelius TACTICS: He put on glasses and wore a Thorntrail scarf. EFFORT: 1. He's an adult man just here to ruin Clytemnestra's night while eating yonanas. ANYTHING ELSE?: He's gonna fist bump Trudy when they pass each other.
NAME: Tybalt Zettler TACTICS: Ideally, through a different entrance than anyone else is using. He’ll hide out in the bathroom for a little and then try to enter the room as naturally as possible. If anyone asks why he’s there, he looks them dead in the eyes and says he’s looking for his secret lover Adrian Gildersleeves EFFORT: Oh solid 9, he’s a sneak boy ANYTHING ELSE?: Sorry to an unborn child
NAME: Mary Grace O'Malley TACTICS: Sunglasses, headscarf, speaking in a transatlantic accent for god knows what reason. If anyone asks her name, she gives it as Greta Gresch. You know, the Greta Gresch? Oh, and this is her valet, Snodgrass. Come along, Snodgrass. EFFORT: Like... 7. She's not half-assing a thing, but she's also going about 40% too over the top. ANYTHING ELSE?: Just a weird whintosser tryna LARP over here
NAME: Valkyrie Horvat TACTICS: She wears a lot of maroon, then uses a school loaner broom to fly up to a window and sneak in through the back. Hopefully one of the Thorntrail kids left their window unlocked. EFFORT: 7, she really wants to show off to Joop and Lionel how SNEAKY and UNSTOPPABLE and CUTE she is. ANYTHING ELSE?: This is a Mothgarden party now.
NAME: Uriah Hatfield TACTICS: Yes, hello, this is Reginald Snodgrass, tending to Miss Gresch. Do NOT touch Miss Gresch with your filthy hands. He'll fetch the lady's iced creams for her, if you please. Now stand aside! EFFORT: 8, he's feeding off Mary Grace's energy, but that doesn't actually mean he's convincing. His attempt at a British accent is atrocious. He definitely stole those glasses from another kid. Maybe Hawthorne, he's honestly not sure. Maybe don't leave your glasses lying around, kiddos! ANYTHING ELSE?: The worst valet.
NAME: Freya Norris TACTICS: She puts on her Zippy Dip waitress uniform and goes for the classic tactic of confidently walking in like she's staff and she's supposed to be there. She even has a dish of M&Ms as a prop, and plans to head straight for the toppings bar to "refill" what's there. EFFORT: 7 ANYTHING ELSE?: This ALWAYS works in movies.
NAME: Wyatt TACTICS: He seems to have charmed his hair black, put on eyeliner, and painted his nails black. He just keeps telling people he's Eddy. EFFORT: Clearly like a 1 ANYTHING ELSE?: Earl has on mouse ears. She's Mickey. c:
It's like a bad sitcom. Mary Grace, her blonde hair hidden beneath a sparkly headscarf, oversized and glamorous sunglasses propped up on her head, lounges on a hammock outside, calling out instructions to her valet, Snodgrass.
"Oh, not too much syrup, darling," she calls out, really testing her luck here. "It wouldn't do to have chocolate soup." Mary Grace isn't a Thorntrail, wasn't invited, and hasn't earned a sundae, but she's sure as hell earning whatever's coming to her.
While one might expect Jupiter to produce a volatile monstrous storm of a sundae, what she actually did was create something purely based around aesthetic. The resulting dish, piled high with scoops of rich red velvet and striking black coconut charcoal ice cream, and a variety of cherry red to inky black toppings, is visually pleasing but kind of a flavor disaster.
So, reclined on a rope hammock beside Kermit, she sticks her polkadotted mood spoon into his bowl and helps herself to a bite. "Babe, you see Mr. BeeZee sneak in?"
"Up, up, you're making a mess." Ms. Altizer curtly shoos a couple freshmen away from the beanbags between films. They had explicitly ignored her very reasonable request to keep the sundaes to the tables, and she can only expect Mr. Berzelius is to blame.
"I'll send you to live in the woods if I see you leave that table," she warns as she casts a quick cleaning spell on the beanbag.
Objectively speaking, Mickey is not the smartest familiar. (Does a field mouse that refuses to leave even count as a familiar?) But she certainly does know what she wants and isn't afraid to go after it. Especially when the ice cream isn't being served up by an ex-politician feline. Mickey could stand to learn some manners though and in an effort to avoid her being discovered later this evening half-comatose in one of the serving bowls, Eddy's letting her pick out her own dessert bowl. Somewhere, maybe, under layers of garbage is actual ice cream.
Next up on the toppings bar is... shrimp chips. She nibbles his thumb. "You've got to be kidding." She nibbles harder. Eddy begrudgingly adds a couple shrimp chips to the mountain. Good thing this isn't a pay by the ounce deal.
These Mood Spoons are SUPER moody and may not work as advertised. Hope it doesn't cause any social faux pas...
MOOD SPOON COLOR GUIDE
BLACK - stressed, tense WHITE - confused BROWN - fearful RED - angry ORANGE - sarcastic YELLOW - nervous TEAL - hungry LIGHT BLUE - happy GREEN - peaceful LIME GREEN - hangry PINK - in love DARK PINK - "lusty" OPALESCENT - not paying attention to conversation BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH - invalid result BROWN 2: THE SEQUEL TO BROWN - gotta poop GRAY - ennui POLKADOTTED - contagious
This menu is just meant to add a bit of mayhem to your threads. Feel free to decide for yourself what colors your spoons change. :)
Oh, I am so...........beyond in love with this. I love cute ice cream stuff, sigh.
I'm gonna try to pop up an open, but also would very much love scenes in general? Eddy (and Mickey) is very much here to consume some ice cream and be tormented by magic spoons.
Eddy's official +1 is ???. He's being a bratty little brother and making Wyatt party crash if he wants ice cream (he wants him here, but wants to give him a LITTLE bit of a hard time, ok.)
---and on a final note, I'm hitting read on everything in my inbox because it was hitting Stress Levels for me, but let me know if you want me to go back and hit something and I will happily do so!!!!!
These spoons are the only thing bringing me joy today so thank you
CHANEL is here only to lord her status over others; she doesn’t actually like ice cream. She’d invite Laszlo as her plus one but would help sneak others in for a series of favors promises or other bribes. Oh and there’s no way she didn’t put her own spin on decorations so please anticipate a few skellies and spidies and black cats and crosses hanging around???
TYBALT saw something he wasn’t invited to and immediately needed to be there so he’ll be sneaking in
AUDREY May not be here but she’d wander by for an ice cream and be legitimately shocked when turned away
All are free 4 threads but I’m not for a liiiitttllee while I gotta stick around my office for lunch today though so maybe then I can tag
Armani is... obviously here. He's gonna invite Merlin as his +1 because the dude was mega sulky about losing and Armani is WEAK. (He's going to make up for it tomorrow by giving Laszlo an EXCLUSIVE dessert and causing food envy.)
He's available for threads (I'm mostly caught up! I owe JJ a reply and that's it I think???) anddd he will help people sneak in by pretending they're his +1 if you want.
And someone pls take character B, it'll be funny :(
HELLO I AM HERE. I have no manager in the office until noon maybe I'll fuck around and rp.
KERMIE is here as Joop's official +1 and he's going to make some truly distressing desserts.
If I'm feelin' froggy Mary Grace might crash if anyone wants to play with her??? She likes ice cream enough but she's also neck deep in homecoming decorations and doesn't even know what day it is.
Cedar got lost on their way back to their dorm and is sleeping in a trash can tonight.
Edited (also I have a crush on Berzelius with glasses) 2019-10-23 15:40 (UTC)
DID YOU TRY TO CRASH?
DID YOU TRY TO CRASH, Trudy?
TACTICS: She just ditched her glasses, wore Thorntrail colors, and expected to go unrecognized
EFFORT: 2
ANYTHING ELSE?: She's just here to bother Mr Altizer about her party past tbh
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DID YOU TRY TO CRASH, Mr. Berzelius?
TACTICS: He put on glasses and wore a Thorntrail scarf.
EFFORT: 1. He's an adult man just here to ruin Clytemnestra's night while eating yonanas.
ANYTHING ELSE?: He's gonna fist bump Trudy when they pass each other.
Re: DID YOU TRY TO CRASH, Mr. Berzelius?
Re: DID YOU TRY TO CRASH, Mr. Berzelius?
DID YOU TRY TO CRASH, Mr. Berzelius?
DID YOU TRY TO CRASH, TYBALT?
TACTICS: Ideally, through a different entrance than anyone else is using. He’ll hide out in the bathroom for a little and then try to enter the room as naturally as possible. If anyone asks why he’s there, he looks them dead in the eyes and says he’s looking for his secret lover Adrian Gildersleeves
EFFORT: Oh solid 9, he’s a sneak boy
ANYTHING ELSE?: Sorry to an unborn child
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DID YOU TRY TO CRASH, Mary Grace?
TACTICS: Sunglasses, headscarf, speaking in a transatlantic accent for god knows what reason. If anyone asks her name, she gives it as Greta Gresch. You know, the Greta Gresch? Oh, and this is her valet, Snodgrass. Come along, Snodgrass.
EFFORT: Like... 7. She's not half-assing a thing, but she's also going about 40% too over the top.
ANYTHING ELSE?: Just a weird whintosser tryna LARP over here
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DID YOU TRY TO CRASH, Val?
TACTICS: She wears a lot of maroon, then uses a school loaner broom to fly up to a window and sneak in through the back. Hopefully one of the Thorntrail kids left their window unlocked.
EFFORT: 7, she really wants to show off to Joop and Lionel how SNEAKY and UNSTOPPABLE and CUTE she is.
ANYTHING ELSE?: This is a Mothgarden party now.
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DID YOU TRY TO CRASH, Uriah?
TACTICS: Yes, hello, this is Reginald Snodgrass, tending to Miss Gresch. Do NOT touch Miss Gresch with your filthy hands. He'll fetch the lady's iced creams for her, if you please. Now stand aside!
EFFORT: 8, he's feeding off Mary Grace's energy, but that doesn't actually mean he's convincing. His attempt at a British accent is atrocious. He definitely stole those glasses from another kid. Maybe Hawthorne, he's honestly not sure. Maybe don't leave your glasses lying around, kiddos!
ANYTHING ELSE?: The worst valet.
Re: DID YOU TRY TO CRASH, Uriah?
Re: DID YOU TRY TO CRASH, Uriah?
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DID YOU TRY TO CRASH, Freya?
TACTICS: She puts on her Zippy Dip waitress uniform and goes for the classic tactic of confidently walking in like she's staff and she's supposed to be there. She even has a dish of M&Ms as a prop, and plans to head straight for the toppings bar to "refill" what's there.
EFFORT: 7
ANYTHING ELSE?: This ALWAYS works in movies.
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Re: DID YOU TRY TO CRASH, Freya?
Re: DID YOU TRY TO CRASH, Freya?
Re: DID YOU TRY TO CRASH, Freya?
DID YOU TRY TO CRASH, Wyatt?
TACTICS: He seems to have charmed his hair black, put on eyeliner, and painted his nails black. He just keeps telling people he's Eddy.
EFFORT: Clearly like a 1
ANYTHING ELSE?: Earl has on mouse ears. She's Mickey. c:
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THORNTRAIL: OUTSIDE
Miss Gresch & Snodgrass
"Oh, not too much syrup, darling," she calls out, really testing her luck here. "It wouldn't do to have chocolate soup." Mary Grace isn't a Thorntrail, wasn't invited, and hasn't earned a sundae, but she's sure as hell earning whatever's coming to her.
Miss Gresch & Snodgrass
Miss Gresch & Snodgrass
Miss Gresch & Snodgrass
GOSS POSS with Kermie & Joop
So, reclined on a rope hammock beside Kermit, she sticks her polkadotted mood spoon into his bowl and helps herself to a bite. "Babe, you see Mr. BeeZee sneak in?"
GOSS POSS with Kermie & Joop
GOSS POSS with Kermie & Joop
GOSS POSS with Kermie & Joop
GOSS POSS with Kermie & Joop
GOSS POSS with Kermie & Joop
GOSS POSS with Kermie & Joop
GOSS POSS with Kermie & Joop
GOSS POSS with Kermie & Joop
GOSS POSS with Kermie & Joop
THORNTRAIL: INSIDE
Ms. Altizer (Open to 1)
"I'll send you to live in the woods if I see you leave that table," she warns as she casts a quick cleaning spell on the beanbag.
Ms. Altizer and Trudy
Ms. Altizer and Trudy
Ms. Altizer and Trudy
Ms. Altizer and Trudy
THE SUNDAE BAR
Mickey & Also Eddy I Guess (Open+)
Next up on the toppings bar is... shrimp chips. She nibbles his thumb. "You've got to be kidding." She nibbles harder. Eddy begrudgingly adds a couple shrimp chips to the mountain. Good thing this isn't a pay by the ounce deal.
Mickey & Also Eddy I Guess + XDB
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Mickey & Also Eddy I Guess + XDB
Mickey & Also Eddy I Guess + XDB
Mickey & Also Eddy & Chanel
Mickey & Also Eddy & Chanel
Mickey & Also Eddy & Chanel
Mickey & Also Eddy & Chanel
ELSEWHERE
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OOC - MOODY SPOON GUIDE
BLACK - stressed, tense
WHITE - confused
BROWN - fearful
RED - angry
ORANGE - sarcastic
YELLOW - nervous
TEAL - hungry
LIGHT BLUE - happy
GREEN - peaceful
LIME GREEN - hangry
PINK - in love
DARK PINK - "lusty"
OPALESCENT - not paying attention to conversation
BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH - invalid result
BROWN 2: THE SEQUEL TO BROWN - gotta poop
GRAY - ennui
POLKADOTTED - contagious
This menu is just meant to add a bit of mayhem to your threads. Feel free to decide for yourself what colors your spoons change. :)
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can he have character A instead? it's Worse for him
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Winter might try to crash, being nosy, if anyone would like to thread with her.
Aaaaand I have a feeling there's no way the Quackenbushes could successfully get into this party even if one of them were Thorntrail.
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I'm gonna try to pop up an open, but also would very much love scenes in general? Eddy (and Mickey) is very much here to consume some ice cream and be tormented by magic spoons.
Eddy's official +1 is ???. He's being a bratty little brother and making Wyatt party crash if he wants ice cream (he wants him here, but wants to give him a LITTLE bit of a hard time, ok.)
---and on a final note, I'm hitting read on everything in my inbox because it was hitting Stress Levels for me, but let me know if you want me to go back and hit something and I will happily do so!!!!!
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CHANEL is here only to lord her status over others; she doesn’t actually like ice cream. She’d invite Laszlo as her plus one but would help sneak others in for a series of favors promises or other bribes. Oh and there’s no way she didn’t put her own spin on decorations so please anticipate a few skellies and spidies and black cats and crosses hanging around???
TYBALT saw something he wasn’t invited to and immediately needed to be there so he’ll be sneaking in
AUDREY May not be here but she’d wander by for an ice cream and be legitimately shocked when turned away
All are free 4 threads but I’m not for a liiiitttllee while I gotta stick around my office for lunch today though so maybe then I can tag
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He's available for threads (I'm mostly caught up! I owe JJ a reply and that's it I think???) anddd he will help people sneak in by pretending they're his +1 if you want.
And someone pls take character B, it'll be funny :(
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KERMIE is here as Joop's official +1 and he's going to make some truly distressing desserts.
If I'm feelin' froggy Mary Grace might crash if anyone wants to play with her??? She likes ice cream enough but she's also neck deep in homecoming decorations and doesn't even know what day it is.
Cedar got lost on their way back to their dorm and is sleeping in a trash can tonight.
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