NAME: Trudy Judy Mcgilliguddy TACTICS: She just ditched her glasses, wore Thorntrail colors, and expected to go unrecognized EFFORT: 2 ANYTHING ELSE?: She's just here to bother Mr Altizer about her party past tbh
NAME: Alva Berzelius TACTICS: He put on glasses and wore a Thorntrail scarf. EFFORT: 1. He's an adult man just here to ruin Clytemnestra's night while eating yonanas. ANYTHING ELSE?: He's gonna fist bump Trudy when they pass each other.
NAME: Tybalt Zettler TACTICS: Ideally, through a different entrance than anyone else is using. He’ll hide out in the bathroom for a little and then try to enter the room as naturally as possible. If anyone asks why he’s there, he looks them dead in the eyes and says he’s looking for his secret lover Adrian Gildersleeves EFFORT: Oh solid 9, he’s a sneak boy ANYTHING ELSE?: Sorry to an unborn child
NAME: Mary Grace O'Malley TACTICS: Sunglasses, headscarf, speaking in a transatlantic accent for god knows what reason. If anyone asks her name, she gives it as Greta Gresch. You know, the Greta Gresch? Oh, and this is her valet, Snodgrass. Come along, Snodgrass. EFFORT: Like... 7. She's not half-assing a thing, but she's also going about 40% too over the top. ANYTHING ELSE?: Just a weird whintosser tryna LARP over here
MARY GRACE rolled a 15 (+7)! WOW! She slipped in no problem.
Ms. Altizer seems to have misheard Greta as Velma. Either that or she's just ready to believe that Velma Nussbaum regularly LARPs as 'Characters As Played By Katherine Hepburn.'
Edited (potential velmas now have a character prompt) 2019-10-23 17:11 (UTC)
NAME: Valkyrie Horvat TACTICS: She wears a lot of maroon, then uses a school loaner broom to fly up to a window and sneak in through the back. Hopefully one of the Thorntrail kids left their window unlocked. EFFORT: 7, she really wants to show off to Joop and Lionel how SNEAKY and UNSTOPPABLE and CUTE she is. ANYTHING ELSE?: This is a Mothgarden party now.
VALKYRIE rolled an 8 (+7)! She infiltrates the party with relative ease.
Mr. Berzelius spots her slipping in through an open window and distracts Ms. Altizer by telling her something so vacuous she rolls her eyes for a full seven seconds.
NAME: Uriah Hatfield TACTICS: Yes, hello, this is Reginald Snodgrass, tending to Miss Gresch. Do NOT touch Miss Gresch with your filthy hands. He'll fetch the lady's iced creams for her, if you please. Now stand aside! EFFORT: 8, he's feeding off Mary Grace's energy, but that doesn't actually mean he's convincing. His attempt at a British accent is atrocious. He definitely stole those glasses from another kid. Maybe Hawthorne, he's honestly not sure. Maybe don't leave your glasses lying around, kiddos! ANYTHING ELSE?: The worst valet.
NAME: Freya Norris TACTICS: She puts on her Zippy Dip waitress uniform and goes for the classic tactic of confidently walking in like she's staff and she's supposed to be there. She even has a dish of M&Ms as a prop, and plans to head straight for the toppings bar to "refill" what's there. EFFORT: 7 ANYTHING ELSE?: This ALWAYS works in movies.
FREYA rolled a 12 (+7)! She looks like she belongs here.
Ms. Altizer stops her, and for a moment it looks like the jig is up, but she's not giving her the boot, just begging her to please tell Zippy not to bring the exploding pop rocks next time. They were immediately stolen by freshmen and who knows where they'll end up, now. Oh, and thank you for your hard work tonight.
Freya, who isn't planning on doing any hard work tonight, graciously accepts Ms. Altizer's thanks and promises to pass the message on. Oh and does she know what the freshmen looked like? Maybe Freya can track them down! (After ice cream, though. Because priorities.)
NAME: Wyatt TACTICS: He seems to have charmed his hair black, put on eyeliner, and painted his nails black. He just keeps telling people he's Eddy. EFFORT: Clearly like a 1 ANYTHING ELSE?: Earl has on mouse ears. She's Mickey. c:
Ms. Altizer has Wyatt Webberley's number and zeroes in on him immediately. She greets him with a narrow eyed smile. "Eddy, I thought now would be a perfect time to go over that Hermeticism extra credit you were talking about..."
DID YOU TRY TO CRASH?
DID YOU TRY TO CRASH, Trudy?
TACTICS: She just ditched her glasses, wore Thorntrail colors, and expected to go unrecognized
EFFORT: 2
ANYTHING ELSE?: She's just here to bother Mr Altizer about her party past tbh
Re: DID YOU TRY TO CRASH, Trudy?
Ms. Altizer almost certainly recognizes Trudy after a second or third glance, but maybe she just respects the Mothgardener's commitment to the hustle.
DID YOU TRY TO CRASH, Mr. Berzelius?
TACTICS: He put on glasses and wore a Thorntrail scarf.
EFFORT: 1. He's an adult man just here to ruin Clytemnestra's night while eating yonanas.
ANYTHING ELSE?: He's gonna fist bump Trudy when they pass each other.
Re: DID YOU TRY TO CRASH, Mr. Berzelius?
Except that Ms. Altizer spends the evening pointedly ignoring him, even as he noisily eats frozen yogurt right beside her with a self-satisfied grin.
Re: DID YOU TRY TO CRASH, Mr. Berzelius?
DID YOU TRY TO CRASH, Mr. Berzelius?
DID YOU TRY TO CRASH, TYBALT?
TACTICS: Ideally, through a different entrance than anyone else is using. He’ll hide out in the bathroom for a little and then try to enter the room as naturally as possible. If anyone asks why he’s there, he looks them dead in the eyes and says he’s looking for his secret lover Adrian Gildersleeves
EFFORT: Oh solid 9, he’s a sneak boy
ANYTHING ELSE?: Sorry to an unborn child
Re: DID YOU TRY TO CRASH, TYBALT?
But she has to admit she likes his chutzpah, so he can stay for now.
Re: DID YOU TRY TO CRASH, TYBALT?
He did a wink at her
DID YOU TRY TO CRASH, Mary Grace?
TACTICS: Sunglasses, headscarf, speaking in a transatlantic accent for god knows what reason. If anyone asks her name, she gives it as Greta Gresch. You know, the Greta Gresch? Oh, and this is her valet, Snodgrass. Come along, Snodgrass.
EFFORT: Like... 7. She's not half-assing a thing, but she's also going about 40% too over the top.
ANYTHING ELSE?: Just a weird whintosser tryna LARP over here
Re: DID YOU TRY TO CRASH, Mary Grace?
Ms. Altizer seems to have misheard Greta as Velma. Either that or she's just ready to believe that Velma Nussbaum regularly LARPs as 'Characters As Played By Katherine Hepburn.'
DID YOU TRY TO CRASH, Val?
TACTICS: She wears a lot of maroon, then uses a school loaner broom to fly up to a window and sneak in through the back. Hopefully one of the Thorntrail kids left their window unlocked.
EFFORT: 7, she really wants to show off to Joop and Lionel how SNEAKY and UNSTOPPABLE and CUTE she is.
ANYTHING ELSE?: This is a Mothgarden party now.
Re: DID YOU TRY TO CRASH, Val?
Mr. Berzelius spots her slipping in through an open window and distracts Ms. Altizer by telling her something so vacuous she rolls her eyes for a full seven seconds.
DID YOU TRY TO CRASH, Uriah?
TACTICS: Yes, hello, this is Reginald Snodgrass, tending to Miss Gresch. Do NOT touch Miss Gresch with your filthy hands. He'll fetch the lady's iced creams for her, if you please. Now stand aside!
EFFORT: 8, he's feeding off Mary Grace's energy, but that doesn't actually mean he's convincing. His attempt at a British accent is atrocious. He definitely stole those glasses from another kid. Maybe Hawthorne, he's honestly not sure. Maybe don't leave your glasses lying around, kiddos!
ANYTHING ELSE?: The worst valet.
Re: DID YOU TRY TO CRASH, Uriah?
Ms. Altizer watches Reginald tend to Miss Gresch with one quirked eyebrow. Velma and Nicholas should really just date, already. Honestly.
Re: DID YOU TRY TO CRASH, Uriah?
Re: DID YOU TRY TO CRASH, Uriah?
DID YOU TRY TO CRASH, Freya?
TACTICS: She puts on her Zippy Dip waitress uniform and goes for the classic tactic of confidently walking in like she's staff and she's supposed to be there. She even has a dish of M&Ms as a prop, and plans to head straight for the toppings bar to "refill" what's there.
EFFORT: 7
ANYTHING ELSE?: This ALWAYS works in movies.
Re: DID YOU TRY TO CRASH, Freya?
Ms. Altizer stops her, and for a moment it looks like the jig is up, but she's not giving her the boot, just begging her to please tell Zippy not to bring the exploding pop rocks next time. They were immediately stolen by freshmen and who knows where they'll end up, now. Oh, and thank you for your hard work tonight.
Re: DID YOU TRY TO CRASH, Freya?
Re: DID YOU TRY TO CRASH, Freya?
Re: DID YOU TRY TO CRASH, Freya?
DID YOU TRY TO CRASH, Wyatt?
TACTICS: He seems to have charmed his hair black, put on eyeliner, and painted his nails black. He just keeps telling people he's Eddy.
EFFORT: Clearly like a 1
ANYTHING ELSE?: Earl has on mouse ears. She's Mickey. c:
Re: DID YOU TRY TO CRASH, Wyatt?
Ms. Altizer has Wyatt Webberley's number and zeroes in on him immediately. She greets him with a narrow eyed smile. "Eddy, I thought now would be a perfect time to go over that Hermeticism extra credit you were talking about..."
Re: DID YOU TRY TO CRASH, Wyatt?
"Nope!" Wyatt says, throwing his hands up. "I can take a lot, but not that. You got me. I'll see myself out."