Harrison shouldn't have listened to that little voice in his head that said he should go to Homecoming. He's made a grave mistake, for when Felicity sees him, a million bad ideas flood her mind. She wants to flirt with him. And she wants to torture him. But... which... one... should... she... do?
"They went so hard on the theme," Felicity announces her presence, "that it became REAL." She lifts up the bottom of her alien robes and reveals the bowl that's shaped to look like a hatched alien egg. "I've... spawned!"
She aimed for the stars a flirt but may have landed on the moon a torture.
Harrison didn't ask for this, but he supposes it's what he deserves for coming. He stares at Felicity and considers just ignoring her, but last time that hadn't helped him out at all. Why can't she take a hint like most people? He pulls in a breath before popping part of a weirdly blue brownie into his mouth so he has a little bit more time to think of a response.
"Oh no." He finally says in about the most deadpan voice possible. "Maybe you should go find help from someone who cares."
Felicity's face and robes drop in tandem. She stomps over to him, brow furrowed in annoyance.
"You know," she gestures up and down at him, "this would be a pretty scary costume if it actually were a costume. Dressed up as someone who doesn't laugh. Doesn't have fun. Is always a grump. That'd be creepy AF. But no, it's just you."
She huffs. "My egg thing was funny." If there's a piece of food in his hands, she knocks it out.
If Harrison were the type of person to get really angry and hit someone, he'd be dangerously close to that right now, even though Felicity is younger than him. Luckily, he's not, because there's brownie flying out of his hand, and he did invite this conversation, and both those things are incredibly annoying. Should he occasionally try to be nicer sometimes? Maybe.. But he doesn't deserve this, as far as he's concerned.
When he replies, his voice is incredibly strained, rising slightly above it's normal even volume. "Then stop talking to me. This entire school is filled with people who laugh and like to have fun. They're a much better target for your jokes."
"You won't leave me alone," Harrison essentially snaps. "Despite the fact that we have had no positive interactions; I have no idea what you keep thinking is going to happen." He fidgets a little, looking for an exit.
"That makes literally NO sense," Felicity incorrectly rebuts. "You don't like me because I won't leave you alone? By that dumb logic, if I never bothered you, you'd like me. But then you'd never spend time with a person you like. What??" She takes a long overdue breath. "And what did I think is gonna happen? Um, that we'd make out a little. Or a lot. Duh. I give good kiss, you know. "
She tries to act unaffected by his blunt reply, but she can't stop her hurt from creeping into the edges of her voice.
There are a lot of arguments Harrison has running through his head, like the fact that Felicity has never once tried to have a normal conversation with him, or that bothering him is not the same as just trying to talk to him, but he's so struck by her comment about making out that most of that flies out of his head.
"Why the hell would you expect that?"
Despite asking the question, he doesn't actually wait for an answer - he essentially throws his hands up and starts to walk away. He needs a smoke or something. He can tell she feels a little bad but... he doesn't have time for this. And it's not his responsibility.
Edited (I wrote 'make outing' at first) 2019-10-30 12:52 (UTC)
"Are you for real right now? If you walk away, we're over," Felicity threatens the back of Harrison. "No more flirting. No more teasing. No more making you feel special. No kissing, that's for damn sure."
She bites her bottom lip, hard, to keep it from trembling.
"I'm serious. You walk away, I'm not gonna chase you!"
"Good. I don't kiss people," Harrison says with a parting wave that doesn't even have him looking back at the other girl. He figures it's nicer to say that than he very specifically doesn't want to kiss her.
SNACK BAR: Harrison & Felicity
"They went so hard on the theme," Felicity announces her presence, "that it became REAL." She lifts up the bottom of her alien robes and reveals the bowl that's shaped to look like a hatched alien egg. "I've... spawned!"
She aimed for
the starsa flirt but may have landed onthe moona torture.SNACK BAR: Harrison & Felicity
"Oh no." He finally says in about the most deadpan voice possible. "Maybe you should go find help from someone who cares."
SNACK BAR: Harrison & Felicity
"You know," she gestures up and down at him, "this would be a pretty scary costume if it actually were a costume. Dressed up as someone who doesn't laugh. Doesn't have fun. Is always a grump. That'd be creepy AF. But no, it's just you."
She huffs. "My egg thing was funny." If there's a piece of food in his hands, she knocks it out.
SNACK BAR: Harrison & Felicity
When he replies, his voice is incredibly strained, rising slightly above it's normal even volume. "Then stop talking to me. This entire school is filled with people who laugh and like to have fun. They're a much better target for your jokes."
SNACK BAR: Harrison & Felicity
SNACK BAR: Harrison & Felicity
SNACK BAR: Harrison & Felicity
She tries to act unaffected by his blunt reply, but she can't stop her hurt from creeping into the edges of her voice.
"It wasn't anything serious, Mr. Serious."
SNACK BAR: Harrison & Felicity
"Why the hell would you expect that?"
Despite asking the question, he doesn't actually wait for an answer - he essentially throws his hands up and starts to walk away. He needs a smoke or something. He can tell she feels a little bad but... he doesn't have time for this. And it's not his responsibility.
SNACK BAR: Harrison & Felicity
She bites her bottom lip, hard, to keep it from trembling.
"I'm serious. You walk away, I'm not gonna chase you!"
SNACK BAR: Harrison & Felicity
SNACK BAR: Harrison & Felicity
"Where the fuck is my date?!" Felicity storms off in search of Pax.