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[flightschool]

To add to my long list of oversized plush animals from my sisters that are seemingly impossible to reshrink...

Anyone want a jumbo croc?

[Fitz]

The croc is taking up your bed while we await it to be adopted to a good home.
You'll be pals, you're both huge. It'll be fine.

[Mothgarden Quid]

Alright you lot! We're gonna AMP things up!!

Are you ready for... (drumroll please) NIGHT QUID TRAINING!

(Yeah we're turning the pitch lights off because otherwise you lose like....most of the point)

Comments

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[scarletthatfield]

hell yeah. bring it.

Mothgarden Quid

[flightschool]

If you wrote anything but that I'd have you checked for being an imposter and nefarious quid spy.

Mothgarden Quid

[scarletthatfield]

can I be nefarious without being a spy?

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[flightschool]

Aren't you already nefarious? Because that's what I've been billing you as to the announcers

[freyanorris]

Have you ever tried stuffing these animals into a box that's bigger on the inside?

[flightschool]

Unfortunately I've filled the box I have like that. Yes, they've sent that many...

(Of course if anyone would like a different animal that's stuffed into the treasure chest, feel free to adopt! Croc will take their old spot)

[freyanorris]

What other animals do you have??

[crowhop]

How do they manage to get it to you and, follow-up question, do you know what spell they use to make it stick because I think I need to show some sisters some love

[flightschool]

They send it as a package and curse the damn things to expand instantly when opened!

If I knew how to work their spell I'd have sent so much revenge mail...so much...

[pageantree]

Are they pranking you?

[suflex]

his fam's been tryin to break up with him forever so they send him surrogates & shit he's like
way sensitive about it
jsyk

[pageantree]

I don't think you can just break up with your family.

[flightschool]

UNASHAMEDLY

[pageantree]

That doesn't seem very nice.

Can I have a giant stuffie?

MAVERICK

[suflex]

how cuddly's it from 1-10

MITZ

[flightschool]

Compared to what? You?

Re: MITZ

[suflex]

compared to like a dragon
not me, i'm 600

Mothgarden Quid.

[constanza]

i'm ready for anything

Mothgarden Quid.

[flightschool]

THIS right here people! THAT'S THE ATTITUDE WE'RE GOING FOR!

Wolffie, by the end of this we'll be doing set plays blindfolded.

[merlinpletcher]

[...] How jumbo?

[Mothgarden Quid]

I'll be there. But [...] why?

[flightschool]

The picture is about size appropriate but I'm pretty sure that model is taller than either of us.

[Moth quid]
Because PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT! And if you wanna win you've got to work harder than the next team! YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LUCK, MERL!

[merlinpletcher]

You don't know that.

[Mothgarden Quid]

Don't talk to me like I don't know what hard work is. What's the point of practicing in the dark? Unless you're wanting us to work on communication or something, it just sounds spinning our wheels.

[gasgiant]

has your croc yet been claimed mavvy

[flightschool]

Croc remains unclaimed and free to a good home! Thrice daily cuddles or other appropriate affection is all that's required.

[gasgiant]

oh i'm deffo on my way over to adopt my new beloved scaly child aubergine his four other moms will be so excited