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[constanza]

according to my brother, the reason the freshman float was a mess is because they wouldn't let him bring the jarvey on board the float. he's a little shit though, so probably take that with a grain of salt.

oh and the pudding they serve here is fucking gross and i wouldn't waste my time.

Comments

[themurderbird]

I hardly think a familiar would have been able to hold that mess together.

I love a good mystery, but I don't understand the upset over the pudding, myself.

[constanza]

he claims he cursed the float out of revenge

freshmen are funny that way. and when i say funny i mean dumb

[themurderbird]

I could understand wanting revenge.

This year's bunch are particularly [...] special.

[crowhop]

My sister suspects sabotage

[constanza]

self-sabotage probably

[bratsquatch]

what's the best pudding you've had? you a pudding person in general?

[constanza]

my nonna's bittersweet chocolate budino. i prefer cookies over other desserts

[bratsquatch]

you should ask harrison to bake you some cookies

[recordskip]

pretty sure the freshman float was a mess because they're all crazed demons out to devour our souls.

but jarveys are pretty cool.

[constanza]

that's what happens when you let kids get too much 'fresh air'

dh is alright i guess

[recordskip]

i mean, we weren't this bad last year, were we? [...] don't answer that.

[scarletthatfield]

what was the jarvey gonna do

[constanza]

be an asshole probably

i think my brother was trying to teach him some new sayings but that obviously didn't work