disqualified from everything.

[princeofcat]

Hey Mothgarden.

Dare you to go see if that portkey's still working.
But tomorrow, just to be sure.

Comments

[damnnearkilledem]

You'll have to try harder than that to get rid of any of us.

[princeofcat]

How hard, would you say?

[damnnearkilledem]

You're going to need to push your deathtrap making skills to the limit. Not promising any death necessarily but it'll at least distract some of us longer.

[princeofcat]

I don't have time for deathtrap creation right now.
I wonder what the chances of falling into a(nother) natural one is in the next 24 hours.

[damnnearkilledem]

Anything's possible. Although I hope no one blows the dorm up, again.

[princeofcat]

An interesting possibility.
How close is your room to an exit.

[damnnearkilledem]

Who needs an exit when there's a perfectly good second floor window to climb out of here.

[princeofcat]

Hmmmm don't like that.

[...] All right, if your dorm blows up within the day, I promise it wasn't me.

[damnnearkilledem]

I believe you. What does that say about me?

[princeofcat]

You're very smart and you trust me which is also smart.

[damnnearkilledem]

Persuasive and willing to blow up a house for a win. Tybalt, have you considered a future in politics?

[princeofcat]

Yeah, but I ditched it, I hate suits.

[damnnearkilledem]

Shame. No spying either, then, huh?

[princeofcat]

Maybe. There's a little wiggle room there. Casual Bond has to be a spin-off soon.

[damnnearkilledem]

The sweatpants super spy who prefers hard seltzer to martinis.

[princeofcat]

The most interesting and intelligent man in the world, unfettered by formalwear.