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[ohwormhole]

Who wants to hear a book breathe??

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[teratophilia]

m e ???

[ohwormhole]

Do you have a preferred style of breathing??

[girl_in_the_moon]

I would. That's intriguing. Is it alive or something?

[bigyikes]

I got one that's a beetle. It looks pretty alive for a book.

[ohwormhole]

Hmmmmmm, I don't think so. It's more like an archive!!

[gold_digger]

What?????

[ohwormhole]

It breathes!!

[dareyouto]

is it a mouth breather that it's so loud you can hear it or WHAT

[ohwormhole]

Kind of exactly, but only when you flip the pages!!

[maledictorian]

can i also f e e l it breathe???

[ohwormhole]

I can let you hold it.

[gasgiant]

minty fresh or morning breath??

[ohwormhole]

Hmmmmmmmm. A regular diet of mothball gumdrops.

[necrodanseuse]

But can it, too, feel pain.

[ohwormhole]

Mmmmmmm, not a test I've run.

[pageantree]

I do!!

[ohwormhole]

Do you have a preferred breathing pattern??

[bratsquatch]

is it possible to add NEW breaths?

[ohwormhole]

Oh, I have no idea. Maybe that's in another book??

[fratsquatch]

That sounds [...] neat.

Any other interesting finds?

[ohwormhole]

A history of the creation of the Unforgiveables and other dangerous spells!

It's fascinating, but we haven't bonded as much.

[sugarnspite]

Weird.

I found on that lets me hear colors.

[ohwormhole]

I'd like to know what burnt umber and chartreuse sound like.

[freyanorris]

ME, obviously!!

[ohwormhole]

Do you have a breathing pattern preference or would you like to spend some quality time so you can really soak it all in??