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[fratsquatch]

How we doin this mornin, y’all?

Zettler and I broke the 1997 Quodpot Championship Trophy.

And Ms. Dorkins called my Movember stash ‘stressful.’

Comments

Tony

[wildchild]

Are you flirting? Because maybe don't do it like that.

Tony/Pax

[fratsquatch]

First of all, women love my mustache.

Second of all, I don’t mix love and quidditch. Which is the only reason you and I aren’t married already.

Third of all... Are you even seeing what Fred is doing to me??

Tony/Pax

[wildchild]

I'm just saying, 'wanna pet 'em' is not sexy.

But, fair about not mixing love and quid, I JUST had to make sure. You could be flirting with multiple people at once, even if you've got a Fred pref!!! Like, everyone at this school is macking on 50 people at once.

Also god, marrying your beater bro really sounds like a recipe for disaster. I'm glad we're sensible.

Tony/Pax

[fratsquatch]

It's a little bit sexy.

I'm not really that kind of guy. I like to maintain focus. [...] Not in a creepy way.

I bet Ramona and Lydia will make out by the end of the year.

Tony/Pax

[wildchild]

It's really not.

I know, but it's high school. Anything is possible!! Except you being creepy, don't worry.

Mmmm, seems unlikely. Want to bet on it???