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[merlinpletcher]

Does anyone have perfect pitch? I need someone to tell a freshman how wrong they are.

[Jupiter]

Come over later. We need to catch up on our meditation and I'll be busy with Quidditch tomorrow and Sunday.

[...]

Do you think it's actually helping?

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[teratophilia]

why are you fighting with a

freshmen picking fights again?

[merlinpletcher]

Just one. She said I was flat. I was not flat.

[teratophilia]

probably just trying to get a rise out of you?

[merlinpletcher]

She didn't get a rise out of me. [......] She just needs to know she's wrong.

[negligently]

ehhhhhhh i can fake it

[merlinpletcher]

What good's that?

[negligently]

i don't need perfect pitch to hear a flat note

[merlinpletcher]

Neither do I but apparently that's insufficient.

[andpoke]

merlie

they're freshmen

it's their job to be wrong

but they'll grow up

[merlinpletcher]

They can be wrong all they want. But they don't need to drag me into it.

[andpoke]

they're not though
unless you let them

maybe

deflect

[merlinpletcher]

How do you figure?

Merle

[gasgiant]

MISTER PRACTICE over here trying to RUSH his MEDITATION BUDDY
are you gonna go talk to the bees tomorrow

idk about helping with the animal stuff but with all the face masks we've done my skin is great

Jupiter/Merlin

[merlinpletcher]

One of us has to keep track of things. And maybe. But that won't take all day. Are you?

Great is fine, but we're aiming for flawless. [...] I meant with the animal stuff, yeah.

Jupiter/Merlin

[gasgiant]

true schedules make me feel CROWDED
ofc i am gotta tell the bees what's up since obie graduated and A L S O i gotta get me some pumpkin butter

i'm hella patient babe we'll get there EVENTUALLY
a little?? idk i think it's helping SOME folks more than others
you have any animal dreams or anything lately??

Jupiter/Merlin

[merlinpletcher]

Do you think the bees care about that stuff? Food's definitely worth going for, though. Think they'll have baklava?

People keep acting like meditating's the answer to all my problems. Sorta seems like bullshit. But I'll stick with it. [...] Just the normal ones. Nah. Nothing like that. Have you?

[gold_digger]

The freshmen really are dreadful this year. I've never heard you sound flat. I can have some words with them as well, if you'd like. Though I'm sure Uriah has it under control.

[merlinpletcher]

Don't know about the rest. But if this one ever runs into a siren, I'm letting her drown.

I know; you'd tell me if you thought I was flat. [...] We'll get it sorted out. But. Thanks.

[gold_digger]

That seems a little They just seem unnecessarily rambunctious this year. You were very brave to save that one, though.

I absolutely would. At the very least don't let this color your judgement of your abilities.

[constanza]

stop engaging them. the more you engage them the worse they become, like if you feed a mogwai after midnight

[merlinpletcher]

She engaged me. I couldn't just stand there and take it. [...] Mogwai are a myth; the stories don't even correspond with any known creatures or entities.

[constanza]

she's a kid who gives a fuck what she thinks. [...] are you fucking with me?

[scarletthatfield]

I'm always happy to tell people how wrong they are

[merlinpletcher]

That sounds about right. [...] You know anything about music or is it just Uriah?

[scarletthatfield]

not a damn thing