THE ROSTERS WERE POSTED AND THEN IMMEDIATELY VANDALIZED...

[peckishmods]

Well, the rosters for House Quidditch and House Cheer were supposed to be up by 9AM, but Mr. Youngblood doesn't quite get to it until halfway through lunch. That's totally convenient, though, because they're posted outside the cafeteria, and, well, everyone's already there, anyway! It's almost like he planned it this way the whole time! (He didn't.)

The rosters are up for approximately thirty seconds before a squirt in a Deeplurk hoodie slaps an addendum up beneath the Quidditch rosters...

Top Quidditch Players 2020

• JUPITER QUIGLEY
• BOOTY RATING: 58%
  • SHOPPED
  • she makes me sweat but the therapist said that's ok

• RAMONA GRIMSDITCH
• BOOTY RATING: 75%
  • RAMONA GRIMSDITCH!! MY BIAS WRECKER!!
  • Oh there's six feet in this yard if you know what I'm sayin'
  • 💘💖^{💞💞💓💞💞}💖💘

• LYDIA DWYER
• BOOTY RATING: 41%
  • your fave could NEVER!
  • ily mom
  • sʎǝ ʞǝ ɥʇpu ᴉɟ sʎǝʞǝɥ ʇp uᴉɟ

• EDGAR WAXWEILER
• BOOTY RATING: 15%
  • U R RUINING MY LIFE
  • this boy is FIGHTING LIONS with a STEAK and NO ONE'S DOING ANYTHING ABOUT IT
  • suck my blood please thank you ok

• JOSHUA STRAUSS
• BOOTY RATING: 62%
  • I wishshhshsh
  • 😂😂😂😂
  • Once the sun turns green, once they find the cure for breathing, we will meet.

• WYATT WEBBERLEY
• BOOTY RATING: 62%
  • You know what they say “shed a tear to see more clear” he woulda made 1st string if he cried
  • u glowin 💚💚
  • PUNCH ME IN THE FACE

• IMOGEN RAINWATER
• BOOTY RATING: 67%
  • Of COURSE Imogen made the team but that’s still like using a single candle to warm a home.
  • haha wanna come over ahahahaha
  • IMOGEN I'M CRYING

• HYPATIA SONG
• BOOTY RATING: 60%
  • I would let her ruin my life. Like, dead.
  • ǝǝ ɹɟ ɯᴉ ɥʇǝ s ǝǝ ɹɟɯᴉɥʇ ǝs
  • I had a dream everything in my bedroom turned into her face so I'm scared of her which isn’t the worst thing I guess???

• PAX SWEETAPPLE
• BOOTY RATING: 70%
  • Q U E E N
  • the visuals are good
  • i think she RAN me OVER with a BOAT

• MERLIN PLETCHER
• BOOTY RATING: 91%
  • u did great king
  • lets get marriededededededededed
  • follow me back plz

• MAVERICK PLUNKETT
• BOOTY RATING: 16%
  • Maverick Plunkett has the hands of an angel
  • ❌STOP LOOKING AT HIM JESSICA HE’S MINE❌
  • Captain Mav is THE CUTEST!!!!!

• ANTHONY DE WITT
• BOOTY RATING: 70%
  • We have no choice but to stan.
  • PLZ
  • Tony is my bias